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Onkel Neal 01-31-13 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 2001928)
Hi!

I'm one of the (badly paid) judges for the Subsim Trivia contest.

After careful review, the answer Neal was looking for was Capt.Ramius is known to make a Crazy Ivan to starboard in the bottom half of the hour

We're boarding the Subsim corporate jet to retire to the chalet and deliberate on this, the answer will be forthcoming in 7 weeks.

No one gave you or the judges permission to use the jet, boy, :stare: and the chalet is being rented out to the Victoria's Secret people until after Feb 14, you don't go near us, the chalet, I mean...

Ahem, ok, well, let's get serious here, people. As Conan stated, the full and complete answer was: Capt.Ramius is known to make a Crazy Ivan to starboard in the bottom half of the hour

Always goes to starboard: what? Always pees to starboard? That explains those stains.

a "crazy Ivan": Yes, he is known to make crazy Ivans, twice an hour. But what kind of CI in the bottom half of the hour? I bet the trim operator hates his guts.

Turn to starboard while doing a crazy Ivan on the half hour: Pretty close, but which half hour? Top? Bottom?

Come on, where's that military exactness for which you are all famed? :O:

In this case, I will allow all three answers. All three of your names will be added to the list.

The next Subsim Trivia question will surface within the next 12 hours. Right now I have to call the hanger and get that mob of judges out of my plane. :k_confused:

geetrue 01-31-13 11:25 AM

Sean Connery: Captain Marko Ramius

but how did Jack Ryan know that Captain Ramius would turn to starboard when questioned by the captain of the LA class fast attack submarine?

answer; He just took a guess

AVGWarhawk 01-31-13 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by geetrue (Post 2001938)
Sean Connery: Captain Marko Ramius

but how did Jack Ryan know that Captain Ramius would turn to starboard when questioned by the captain of the LA class fast attack submarine?

answer; He just took a guess

:up:

Herr-Berbunch 01-31-13 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens (Post 2001936)
In this case, I will allow all three answers. All three of your names will be added to the list. But, with one stipulation: if/when you answer another Subsim Trivia question correctly (and completely!), your name does not get entered for that question, but you may select another captain and his name will be added. And then you will be back to normal--answer a 3rd question correctly (and completely, hey! I'm really serious about this!), your name goes on the list normally.

Most generous, Neal.


Today's objective complete, make life difficult for Neal.

Sailor Steve 01-31-13 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch (Post 2001944)
Today's objective complete, make life difficult for Neal.

He's already making up imaginary friends to talk to. How much worse can it get?

PacificWolf 01-31-13 11:49 AM

He's making "Crazy Ivan" Which means the sub is making full 360 degrees turn to check if anyone follows her.

Madox58 01-31-13 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 2001949)
He's already making up imaginary friends to talk to. How much worse can it get?

Imaginary friends are better then no friends at all.
:D

Oberon 01-31-13 11:55 AM

Nothing, because Ryan was just guessing.

Onkel Neal 01-31-13 12:11 PM

Ha! that's actually true. :cool:

McBeck 01-31-13 12:15 PM

My imaginary friend can thrash your imaginary friend any day...

Wolferz 01-31-13 12:47 PM

Ahem,
Captain Ramius was only known to pull the Crazy Ivan at the bottom of the hour. The maneuver to starboard was a guess by Mr Ryan, Therefore the direction was not known.

aanker 01-31-13 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2001986)
Ahem,
Captain Ramius was only known to pull the Crazy Ivan at the bottom of the hour. The maneuver to starboard was a guess by Mr Ryan, Therefore the direction was not known.

True. Good point Wolferz.

Happy Hunting!

Dronston 01-31-13 03:07 PM

Haha, thx, I only knew (part of) the answer because by coincidence I recently watched THFRO and remembered the scene. All the questions that came before this one didn't ring any bell whatsoever.

Oberon 01-31-13 03:41 PM

The real question is...what were the dimensions of playmate of the month?

Jimbuna 01-31-13 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon (Post 2002099)
The real question is...what were the dimensions of playmate of the month?

46 DDD :sunny:

Subnuts 01-31-13 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon (Post 2002099)
The real question is...what were the dimensions of playmate of the month?

Large enough to make him change his mind about firing his missiles on the United States.

torpedobait 01-31-13 04:37 PM

Probably answered many times above, but according to Jack Ryan (who just made it up - had a 50/50 chance) he always turned to starboard when making a Crazy Ivan to clear his baffles.

AVGWarhawk 01-31-13 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon (Post 2002099)
The real question is...what were the dimensions of playmate of the month?

What month?

Jimbuna 01-31-13 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 2002161)
What month?

Which playmate even? :hmm2:

geetrue 01-31-13 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by PacificWolf (Post 2001952)
He's making "Crazy Ivan" Which means the sub is making full 360 degrees turn to check if anyone follows her.

Not 360 degrees ... they usually just check the baffles and go back to the course they were on the reverse side.

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A Crazy Ivan is a Soviet submarine maneuver, characterized by any number of sudden and sharp turns, used by submarine crews to "look behind" them. Due to the acoustic distortions and noise caused by propeller blades, it is near-impossible to use conventional sonar behind a submarine. With the sudden turns, the area where the sonar wouldn't function would shift relative to the current heading of the submarine, causing previous gaps in sonar coverage to be revealed while masking known areas. A Crazy Ivan is a method to clear a submarine's baffles.
In real life on the open sea's crazy ivan's weren't the problem ... the chicken dances were even worse.

Whenever a Russian submarine detected another submarine (usually our side) they would steer straight for it.

Just one problem with this manuever ... in the 1960's we had not yet figured out how to tell what depth a contact was at with any certain certainety.

Thus the name, "Chicken dance" first one to change course was a chicken. Lot like jet fighter pilots headed for each other, except they had radar.


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