Granted, but they are not a reputable company and your guttering falls down one week after the cleaning operation.

I wish the voice of reason was unreasonable.

Granted, they are so very unreasonable that they create within you, a great anger that causes you to lash out with extreme violence. This makes you highly unpopular within your peer group and nets you life in prison.

I wish the sky was green.

Granted, but only when it is 'peaing down'.

I wish the voices in my head were audible.

Granted, now they dont say anything anymore... makeing you wounder "where have they gone."

I wish"insert random wish here"

Granted, the wish is inserted into your skull with a large and heavy hammer.

I wish the contract negotiation was over.