Granted, the people of Were are no longer divided by their common tongue, now they are united and invading Mush Martinia

I wish to send an expeditionary force to repel the forces of Were from the continent

Granted you send an expeditionary force to repel the forces of Were from the continent. unfortunately, you forgot about the numerically and tactically superior forces of Was which force you from the continent after you force the forces of Were from the continent

I wish I knew where Were and Was were

Granted! Were and Was are located back to the future. But just for the present and the past because we will be going into the past in the very near future.

I wish to know if Oz is a real place and if there is a wizard that resides there. :hmmm:

Granted, you are welcomed to Sydney in Oz where the men are men and the sheep are nervous. Unfortunately for you the Wizard decides that instead of granting you courage, heart or brain he turns you into a sheep.

I wish AVG well on his journey down under.

He has arrived, but cannot find any sheep for some reason, so he comes looking for YOU and guess what...he finds you.

:woot:

I wish sheep were not so sheepish...

Granted, they are now bullish...watch out for them horns.

I wish your ass was made of grass.

granted, and SH427 is the lawnmower :D

i wish i had something better to do than mow lawns

Granted, you now chop trees, grab this chainsaw!

I wish splines weren't so spliney

Granted, howver these less spliney splines now flollop gayly about your bed each evening

I wish Raptor1 would talk sense.

Granted, but it's nonsense.

I wish my money would stretch further.

Granted, your money stretches further. It stretches so far, in fact, that you can't find the other end of it until the economy lets go of it, smacking you into next week and causing a huge rip in the space-time continuum, into which the Large Hardon Collider is absorbed thereby completely eliminating any hope of learning anything about anything for the next gazillion years

I wish I could remember what money looks like

Granted, but you now realise it looks nothing like the money in your wallet because yours are forged notes.

I wish there had of been a different outcome today.

Granted, a meteor hit the earth and shattered us all

I wish to be in the conveniently located escapemobile when that happens

Granted, you are...and the escapemobile is conveniently located at Ground Zero, so you are smushed flat before you can get it in gear.

I wish the snow today were not as heavy as it is...

Granted, it is only a light shower.

I wish it wasn't so quiet.