Granted, but your wife found it first and now your in real trouble.

I wish TS was utilised more.

Granted, but then you foot the bill for the spiralling bandwidth costs.

I wish my wife hadn't found that phone number!:oops:

Granted but now your still looking for it.

I wish I was eating a huge sea-food buffet right now.

Granted, but I find most of it to be disgusting and can't help but puke all over you. Sorry!

I wish I owned Nintendo.

Granted, however SuperMario and Donkey Kong gang up to manage a hostile takover that does not cover your cost of buying the comapny, leaving you destitute and looking for a new job as my pet.

I wish TteFAboB wasn't my pet anymore.

Granted but then no one would want him because it would be too difficult to say, Here TteFAbob, here boy!

I wish the JP hydrophone would stop rotating while surfaced so I'd have someplace to sit down with my sun reflector and six pack of Schlitz.

Granted, but after a few hours of sunbathing you'd be badly burned and the rest of the patrol would be a living nightmare for your skin and the pain would drive you mad, resulting you thinking you're an mermaid.

I wish I wouldnt need to walk to get mi case of beer.

Granted, but that would probably mean you were disabled, in a wheelchair and might even have to fly to do your shopping.....and we've all seen how bad a pilot you are :lol:

I wish everyone on TS would use a mic.

Oh you cheeky fecka! :p

Granted, but you would all be put down by my sexy voice and would lose all your money to a therapist that insists that YOU have the sexiest voice on earth.

I wish, 'Jimbuna's Penguins' would die an horrible death. :yep:

Granted but their ghosts haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish TS had a video function so you could see who you are talking to.

Granted, but having seen the picture you posted of yourself over at The Lair, eveyone would feign a video capture malfunction.

I wish Britain never experienced its annual winter season.

Granted! In the spiriit of Monty Python, Britain goes from Autumn directly to Summer, bypassing Winter and Spring altogether. However, the enviromental reason for this change is due to global warming and soon the rest of the world is caught in the throes of "perpetual summer" as well

I wish the dust bunnies under my bed would migrate somewhere else...

Granted, they migrate into your mind. You are now in coma, living a nightmare that has you trapped inside a dust bunny maze, where you spend your days eating dry skin cells and fleeing from giant insects.

I wish SpongeBob lived in my bathtub.

Granted, but would it really be so cool to have a living sponge washing your private parts, saying "Haha, you call THAT a d*ck?" or "Man, dont you know what the toilet paper is used for?".

I wish I'd have an real, working Messerschmitt 109 to fly around in.

Granted, but on your maiden flight the Finnish Airforce (if they have one hehe) would shoot you down fearing it was a German invasion.

I wish brings mr everything I want this year.