Granted, I know not this "500 gallon" type of tank, but it probably crushed your dune buggy under it's treads

I wish threads had treads

Granted, threads are now accompanied by complimentary 500lb steel track links for each post. You must obtain one before posting again.

I wish to unwish Raptor1's wish on everyone but him.

Granted, but since none of us is "him", we all still have to get our 500lb steel track links before we post

I wish 500lb steel track links only weighed 5 lbs

Granted, they weigh only 5-lbs on the Martian moon Phobos.

I wish hurricane season would call it quits for the year.

Granted, but it comes back twice as hard next year

I wish I had an evil potato

Granted:

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/m...darthtater.jpg

I wish potatos were legal currency.

Granted, free chips for all, no catch

I wish I owned the Hindenburg (in its pre-exploded state)

Granted, but Paul von Hindenburg doesn't make a very good pet or slave

I wish it was not

Granted, it's not.

I wish my fly would stay out of the ointment.

Granted, but there are now 2 tomorrows to compensate. Your horoscope tells you tomorrow is going to be a very bad day. Now you have two of them! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I wasn't intoxicated. No, actually that's a stupid wish for a Friday night! I wish Raptor1 was intoxicated!

Granted, Raptor1 is intoxicated and he gets Ubootcomrade inebriated as well, and they both drunkenly attack Tango589ograd and conquer it immediately before barfing and passing out

I wish barf was more fun

Granted, but your unable to cope with the thrill and suffer badly.

I wish soup was a solid.

Granted, but bread now turns to liquid


I wish I had a lovely aolcholic beverage for myself and everyone else on the forum :up:

Granted, don't forget your best mate.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...e/drunkcob.gif

I wish the above wish came true.

Granted, your best mate was well remembered.

I wish Tango589ograd had barf-proof flooring.

Granted, tango5890grad has barf proof flooring, but it's made out of "poop bricks"

I wish that "poop bricks", when mixed with barf, would become a tasty alcoholic beverage

Granted .... go on .. try it...its fun. eieeeeeeyahh


I wish that DT is never in a position to be my bartender.

Granted butt that means that DT is now in the position to be your proctologist...and he has a very long......memory.

I wish that I did not suck so badly at flight simulators.

No one is capable of granting that wish not even walt disney
come on. heres a Tuna.

I wish I sucked at flightsims.