Granted the whole planet is now busted I hope your happy now.

I wish womens farts did not spell bloody awful.

Granted "womens farts" do not spell "bloody awful", but that was true before you wished it so now your olfactory sensors are overloaded with bloody awful smelling womens farts

I wish I could think of a good wish

Granted, but you can't remember it

I wish I had a pet Psychologist

Ol' Sod it. :oops: :lol:

Back on topic...............................

Granted back on topic is being able to bend over and place your head between your legs....thus allowing to kiss your ass goodbye when the time continuim factor that Randomizer saved in a bottle of anthrax spores collapses thus allowing a spread of hell for 5oo miles whilst women are farting nasty smells which only disturbs Jimbo...

I wish Jimbo had a O2 mask when this happens....

Granted but the hated fat woman who sits across from him has the intake valve connected by a hose to her bottom.

I with anthrax spores produced edible mushrooms instead of anthrax.

Granted, but they contain Anthrax themselves

I wish to destroy the blasphemy known as Facebook

Granted but then your Bebo friends hunt you down because they now don't have any Facebook friends

I wish flaps were up

Granted, the flaps are now up, about 30 meters above the flaming fuselage of your aircraft

I wish I had more tank divisions

Granted but with all those dividers in your tank, no one can move around.

I wish my dog would chew what she is supposed to chew and not chew what she is not supposed to chew.

Not sure how this turned into posts about farts, but I want to make something clear from a scientific perspective:

The reason the Particle Accelerator exists is because scientists do not know exactly what is going to happen. If they did, there would be no reason to build it.

Never forget that.

-S

Now I am getting skeptical. This thread I clicked on was about the LHC. Looking at this, that is not what I got. SQL error?

-S

Granted, but she decides what is supposed to be chewed and what is not.

I wish that the next time the Wife tuned in the Shopping Channel an attack by radioactive mutant flying penguins in flamethrower armed hover tanks supported by rabid zombie lounge lizards completely destroys the network and everybody on it. All for only four easy payments of $39.95 plus applicable taxes.

PS. Looks like tomorrow or maybe Saturday at the latest will see Dream Crush 3K. Good Luck to all the contenders vieing for this prestigious milestone. Too bad there can be only one...

Granted, she now changes her subscription to another channel provider which has even more dedicated shopping channels.

I wish people didn't drive me crazy.

granted, now the people will drive you nuts.

I wish these strong winds would calm down along the coast

HunterICX

Granted, but then the eye passes and the winds pick up stronger than before, knocking out power and phone lines and leaving you with no computer access or internet access whatsoever and nine months later you have Triplets.

I wish my video card wasn't so outdated.

Granted your VC is now top of the line and up to date with all the latests drivers, bad thing is is that your PC is now out of date


I wish fair weather for my bros in southern Tx..

Granted, your area now receives the visit from Ike.

I wish that nobody is injured or hurt by Ike.

I wish I could grant that last wish

Granted but the waves from Ike swamp the shores washing everything from the coast up to Oklahoma, Lake Texhoma is now home to Galveston Island and Texas is 1700 miles of beach.
Neal has to start SS all over again from a beach hut, which is now in Eisenhower state park...

I wish I had a dune buggy with a 500 gallon tank on it...