Granted, but now it's night and your perfect free no dream crushing day is over and you forgot to pay the power bill so you are in a dark lonely cold house with nothing to entertain you except for a battery powered radio and the batteries are dead and the birds are flying into your windows and screaming "Nevermore"

I wish I had no brain

Granted but it comes from the riflemans mace.

I wish the lastpage thingie worked better.

Granted, much better than the peultimate thingie worked anyway.

I wish the wife would pay for the curry tonight.

Granted, but it's your money she uses to pay for it with

I wish all telemarketers would be condemned to a hell in which they had to listen to their own spiels for all eternity

Granted, but due to an unfortunate and uncorrectable bureaucratic error, Digital Truckers are sent to telemarketer's hell when they die.

I wish Cat would quit being so fussy and eat whats put in front of her.

Granted, but that was your dinner that was put in front of her.

I wish mice could fly.

Granted, however cats everywhere stage a mass protest outside your house.

I wish I knew why my girlfriend slapped me yesterday. :cry:

Granted, but once you realize why you are slapped you are confronted with the realization that the following is a diagram of a woman's brain

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...omansBrain.gif

I wish I could afford a psychiatrist

Granted, hello sir, im your psychiatrist for today at £10 an hour, please, take a seat over there... :rotfl:

I wish I wasnt tired.

Granted, your now tyred instead.

I wish my supper would arrive.

Granted, but it arrives at my house

I wish I had my 1975 MGB roadster back

Granted but the curry delivery guy takes it because he ran
out of petrol for his coming all the way from england for
your troubles though you at least acquire a rundown cortina
and a triple order of Lamb Vindaloo:oops:


I wish I had a triple order of Lamb Vindaloo:up::up::up:

[edit] Disclaimer and warning for the uncultured.
if youve never heard of it, dont try it until youve
talked to someone whos actually eaten it, it may
leave you in need of a New Paintjob or a theraputic
Nutritionist.

Granted, but your toilet now looks like the one in the Photo Captions thread.

I wish I hadn't seen that photo

Granted, you've never seen that photo, but your toilet now looks like the one in that photo

I wish that silly commercial on TV would go away

Granted but the Geico Cavemen get their own show now with its own
bad commercials.

I wish Tarjak had NBCW Gear and a Plunger maybe a bailing can
and several bearers.