David Cameron and Nick Clegg walk into a bookshop and ask for a book on coalitions.

The storekeeper says, "It's over there on the left... sorry, I mean the right... No! I tell a lie. We sold out."

A carrier is someone who doesn't show symptoms of an illness but can pass it to people they come into contact with.

For example, David Cameron is a carrier for Tourettes.

Look what is back in the news again..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-27484221

To late the trap is closing and Mr Ponzi is doing a runner with the money.

Toff Boy must be angry he did not come up with this scam. :arrgh!:

That must depend on which side of the housing sector you find yourself in, surely.

Cose all the boarders the hunt is on for Mr Ponzi. :ping:

Just seen that waste of space Danny Alexander on the news making pathetic excuses about the raise house prices :nope:

Well I can't complain...just wish I'd bought mine 40 years earlier :smug:

Lets give the Tory Toffs and Liberal arse kissers and very very very bad night at the EU & Councils elections. :yep:

I don't give a dam if you vote for lusty Linda big hooters party just don't vote for the scum Tory Liberal ratbags.

Vote for STEED!

Another easy choice for me on Election Day.

Our polling station is next door to a pub.

When I saw the opening post I thought you were on about Blair & Brown, both of whom should be imprisoned for fraud and theft. Vote UKIP

Better than Tory and LibDums I suppose.

To be fair, none of the big 3 have any decency between them. All are as bad. But the main reason I am going with UKIP, and voting today as well, is to get us out of that corrupt and damned EU. Mickael Gorbatchev summed them up nicely when he said that - 'the EU is even worst than the Soviet Union at the height of the cold war' - and that says it all.

Nigel Farage has a German wife and pronounces his surname as if it's French.

Something tells me he's not the best candidate to get us out of the EU.

While there pulling your pint BossMark your nipping next door to vote. :)

I'm standing for world president. :03:

Soon as this shower passes I'm off to vote.

Just got back from voting, I want to see that posh git Toff Boy getting a bloody good beating and Clegg's nappy club get wiped out.

Just voted....God help em.