Granted, it instead lays down it's arms and surrenders...again

I wish to execute that guy

Granted plain and simple no catch I had no idea that ubootecomradeland
was a french colony.


I wish that neal never reads that nor any of our cousins from france
or anywhere else francaphone except only of course the offices of the
parking authorities of a certain unamed city somewhere in canada where
everytime I have gone to the museum they have earned my scorn and dislike.

Granted you quit rambling like a drunken fool and make out with a herpe infested hooker who pays you for the services renderd and you get change back from you euro....


Dayam I Wish MM had learned his lesson on Guam and not bought the cheapest hooker he could find...

KD

Granted, but he still catches something that is very expensive to get rid of.

I wish the human brain was able to be transferred from person to person.

Granted, he found the most expensive one, as there was no difference in quality from the cheapest one only the infinite amount of booze he drank caused him to pay her

EDIT: Gah

Granted, but people can't transfer what they don't have

I wish to pass on wishing this wish

Granted, but you create a TIME PARADOX!!!!!!!:stare:

I wish that Marco Polo would move to space.

Granted, Marco Polo moves to space, discovers the meaning of the Higgs boson and goes stark raving mad, returning to earth to pound your head to mush with a "poop brick" for wishing him into space

I wish Marco Polo was sane again

He is but somehow now theres two of me.


I wish marco polo had brought back
black bean chicken instead of spaghetti.

Granted, after he goes on a massive head-pounding rampage, he goes sane as the police surrounds him and is sent to prison for the rest of his life (This is, if they had a police in the 14th century)

EDIT:

Granted, but the police confiscates that too

I wish time could be set with an Integer variable

Granted but in doing so you cause the release of 50-megatons of energy stored in the time travel paradox continuum. This destroys all existing brain transfer facilities and also results in an expansion of hooker activity at CERN where the search for Black Holes now takes on an entirely different focus.

I wish for a free keg of draft beer for all Dream Crushers everywhere.

Karma geeks /|\

granted but the price is no more beer for you for life.
why cause life can be cruel, I will have stella and thanks for buying.

I wish to share my stella with randomizer.

Granted, but the Stella you share with Randomizer is actually the CERN hooker, he contracts a deadly disease and send the seagulls after you AGAIN:D

I wish I wasn't so good at visualizing the "black hole" reference from earlier:doh:

Granted, but that causes the last crush to be impossible, destroying the universe again

EDIT: Gah

Granted, it now drives you insane as visualizing it is just beyond your reach

I wish they would have a Search for Terrestrial Intelligence as well

granted, but there search on SS draws a blank.

I wish my manhood was a skeleton key to every womans dreams.

Granted, but it only works with ugly women.

I wish for rain.:p

Granted, but it only rains on you.

I wish spiders could spin a web of deceit.

Granted, but the webs are weak compared to the nests of justice!

I wish that Weekend At Bernie's was based on a true story.

Granted it is but you turn out to be bernie


I wish stealthhunter wasnt such a stiff.

Granted, SH is no longer a stiff, now MM is

I wish I would stop talking in initials

Granted, no strings attached (I wish the same, lol).

I wish that I was a planet.