Raptor1, I have just spent £968 having Felix's non-existant heart trouble checked out, as well as both Missy and Felix having dental work done. Fortunately, most of Felix's expenses can be claimed on insurance. I DO NOT need Felix to suffer EHS after all that!!

@Ubootcomerade:

Granted, but this now means Nazis and Americans are both alien breeds masquerading as human (that would explain quite a lot lol).

I wish that Raptor1, as well as the American and Nazi aliens would all suffer from EHS.

Granted, but this comes right before a pandemic of SPDS (Slow Painful Decapitation Syndrome) hits the world and kills millions, including you

I wish Tango wouldn't post wishes that might get himself/his loved ones/his pets killed

Granted, he posts wishes that gets you/your loved ones/your pets killed. :smug:

I wish they still made the t.v show 'Only fools and horses'

Granted, but now you are the star

I wish for all the wishes I could wish

I wouldnt mind being the star, lol.

Granted, you get all the fishes you could fiish for because my horrible spelling strikes yet again :rotfl:

I wish I had a box full of money that wouldnt explode, implode, get stolen, get eaten, get raped, get lost, catches fire, gets wet, and isnt fake, from another country, lost somwhere in a far off country and cant be crushed by another persons wish.


beat that :smug:

Granted, but the box is impenetrable and locked with an unlockable lock and besides you are transported to the surface of the sun and have no sun-screen

I wish for nothing

Granted, and you get nothing, in your poor lonely life

I wish my Lützow didn't just sink and force me to send the entire Kriegsmarine to destroy the HMS Royal Sovereign which sank her in my GNB campaign

Granted, your Lützow catches fire all by herself, is wracked by a series of explosions and takes on a heavy list so it has to beach, and forces you to send the entire Kriegsmarine out for ice cream to make them feel better.

Granted

I wish I could find somebody that can make enough icecream for the Kriegsmarine before the Allies bomb the factory

Granted, see that shady bloke with the trench coat in that alleyway over there?...

I wish I was a pirate :arrgh!:

Granted now you can sink as many ships you like until your blown out the water.

I wish the face of Mars would naff off to another planet.

Granted, It comes to Earth along with all its tri-pod aliens.

I wish my glorious empire of tellytubby land would win the recently declared war on raptorland. :rotfl:

Kill them all :arrgh!: :/\\chop

Granted, but the war does not go well. In fact, after capturing Raptorland's naval ice cream stocks, your combat tele-tubbies succumb to severe ice-cream headaches. While they are incapacitated Raptorland counter-attacks across the newly installed face of Mars on earth.

I wish I could author a best selling self-help book Chicken Soup for the Serial Killer's Soul.

Granted, but then you are branded as a canibal when it is discovered that it really isn't chicken in the soup

I wish I was the man in the moon

Granted, but nazi-aliens on the moon tell you to bugger off.


I wish the great telletubby-raptor war was going better for me.