I wish that "M*A*S*H" was still on the air.

Granted, but since the original cast members are either geriatric or deceased, the network replaces them with characters from The Simpson's in CGI. Marge Simpson is Hot Lips, Principal Skinner is Radar and senior bully Nelson Muntz is LCol Potter. The show is so bad that most veiwers commit suicide before the first commercial. For some reason you love it and are pleased to learn that they have ordered 150 episodes.

I wish network TV didn't suck quite so badly.

Granted network tv sucks just a little less in area of new south wales
for a second.

I wish that The learning Channel was still teaching me stuff
like connections or the operations instead of being ambulance
chaser biker tv.

Granted but then seal clubbing wouldn't be a reality and we would be watching old ladies knit quilts for hours, whilst some guy paints water coors in the background.


I wish seals could have rifles for a day....

Granted but then seal clubbing wouldn't be a reality and we would be watching old ladies knit quilts for hours, whilst some guy paints water colors in the background.


I wish seals could have rifles for a day....

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Nice


Granted its on the day you lead the documentary
crew out to the icefield and the hunters arent there
to protect you because they dont want to be filmed
any more.


I wish the geese and ducks could strafe back.:|\\

Granted, the geese and the ducks can strafe back, but it's with feces

I wish for a feces resistant umbrella hat

granted but its infested underneath with Black widow's

I wish black widow's had club's

granted but dt stops talking to you for a day

I wish I could get dt twice with the black widow clubs

granted but now dt is talking again though incoherently


I wish penguins had flamethrowers I bet they do too.

Granted, black widow's have clubs, but they are biker clubs and as such will not fit under my feces resistant umbrella hat

I wish everything was logical

Edit : Why is Mush mumbling to himself again?

Granted everything is now totally logical and therefore will forever
defy your understanding and comprehension.

I wish penguins had umbrella hats and umbrella drinks too.

Granted but they dont like them and attack you.

I wish that Partical gun thing tommorow dosent distroy the world.:doh:

Granted, but then the stock market prices drop, oil prices increase, a third world terrorist obtain's nuclear weapons, and the world is turned into a frozen wasteland.

I wish my morning weather lady had not left the business and gone over to a teaching university...

Granted, she stayed on but is demanding a tripling of her pay, 365 days leave per year and 366 days paid leave each leap year, and a whole raft of other expensive benefits you can't afford.

I wish for more autonomy for automatons

Granted, Communist CHinese workers have more freedom and they use it to invade Australia

I wish for my next wish to benefit me at the expense of TarJak

Granted he pays a hitman to kill you.

I wish you all a goodnight

Granted, I had one but you will now lie awake worrying whether or not everyone else did

I wish hitmen were free

Granted, but they are free for your arch-nemesis as well

I wish I could destroy my nemesis

Granted but your nemesis is rigged by a dead-nemesis switch to a 50-megaton hydrogen bomb that detonates and turns Raptorland into a sheet of green radioactive glass.

I wish the flamethrower armed penguins would hurry up and melt the Antarctic ice cap so that I could own waterfront property without having to move.