Granted but she turns out to be fat aunt Bertha and smells bad and
wants a big wet kiss and my havent you grown.

I wish I would get up and make that damn coffee then
everybody would be happy.

Granted, you get up make the damn coffee, everybody is happy but Jimbuna's house is now coffee stained.

I wish ourlives had less to do with dream crushing and more to do with making dreams come true

Granted, but that would disrupt the very foundations of the universe, causing us all to explode in a shower of pizza and carbon monoxide

I wish I could beat the damn Polish in Panzer General

What ! :o ...bah punks.
wait till you get to moscow.
Granted ( combined arms is key to all in PG)


I wish I knew someone that played Panzer General.

Granted, but he lives in outer Mongolia and can't speak or type a word of English.

I wish the bitch sitting opposite me would mind her own business and stop giving advice to people on my behalf.

Granted but she takes all that unspent attention and fixates on
you like a bad Glen Close movie.


I wish everyone had a half pound Crispy bacon sandwich on soft italian with extra old cheddar and cracked peppercorns just like this one. :hmm: mmmmmmm
You know you want one.:yep:

Granted, but the soft italian is a guy named "Guido".

I wish I knew what to wish.

Granted, you know, but you are too afraid to wish it

I wish Digital Trucker would show me his digital driver's license so I won't have to arrest him

Granted but as you can see from the ID hes the commish's brother.

I wish more people took there driving seriously.

Granted, but they're all seriously trying to run you over now

I wish the picture on my digital CDL looked more like me and less like Uncle Fester
http://maggieg.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/f_charge.jpg

Granted thats a picture of you not Christopher Lloyd.

I wish I could find my pencil.

Granted, but you find it stuck up your kiester.

I wish the earth would spin in the other direction so I don't fall down so much.

Granted, but due to the weird reverse-rotation-gravity thing thats going on, you keep floating off the ground instead.

I wish my cat hadn't worried the crap out of us for the past week by having the symptoms of a loud heart murmur when he was at the vet's, only to spend money on anaesthetics and ultrasound scans to find out there was no problem and it was was just nerves.:shifty:

Granted, he died from catastrophic Exploding head syndrome

I wish I knew more about the Secret British Airfield

Granted, you now know that it was the British who started the UFO myths in the 50s, having stolen secret aircraft blueprints they found under a flower pot in Hamburg in 1945.

I wish the UFO myths were stared by the Nazis or the Americans and not some cr*ppy alien cover story.