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Just enough to cook my chips if you don't mind.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? |
Good question, but I can't help you with that.
Someone else perhaps? |
I shouldn't think so.
Anyone got a clue what is coming up next? |
No, but I hear it's coming fast...
What do we do if we find out infinity has run out of time?... <O> |
Restart the clock.
On a digital watch how many times per day are all the numbers the same? |
That depends on whether it shows 24 hour or 12 hour time.
Why doesn't super glue stick to the tube? |
Quote:
Because it is super glue. How many hearts does a Klingon have? |
Probably more than a woman.
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food? |
Because no-one would buy it.
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? |
Your last two posts have already been posted by me previously ya mongrel.
Why do you keep doing that? |
Because I haven't read all your posts. Too many to read.
Why are you upset by that?:O: |
No not upset...I'll leave that to you after the 5th Test :D
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? |
Because you don't have a refrigerator. You leave it on your back doorstep.
What did people say when they were shocked before Jesus came along? |
I know the answer, but I can't post it.
It would bring me in trouble. What's the meaning of life? |
A Monty Python movie perchance.
How many beers can I drink before I meet my maker, and will it affect my marriage? |
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