D'oh, must learn to type faster

Delete - Reject - Granted, but if you were an Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone one would be in love with you. So it would seem that now they are not...

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Granted but the ammo is inert practice rounds and you are arrested for driving too close to the local airport by the minions of State Security.

I wish drivers with cell phones glued to their ears actually had them crazy-glued to their ears permanently.

Granted, but you are paying for the crazy-glue

I wish I knew just how sticky crazy-glue is without getting glued or harmed in any sort of way

Granted Honest a wedding ring wont really harm you.

I wish for a tuna sandwich.

Granted, but in Soviet Russia, Tuna sandwich eats YOU!

I wish my rusty Panzer III was magically converted into an un-rusty Panzer V and that I could run rifleman over with it

Granted, hes right over there, all you have to do is cross a 5 mile long mine field to get to him.


I wish I was invited to tony and steeds wedding.

Granted You are but to pay for the bar everybody has to clear
at least eight anti tank mines from the dancefloor.

I wish I had a camera (sniff! I just love weddings)

Granted, but you broke it and a mirror trying to take a picture of yourself.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

Granted but the sudden fright kills you:cool:

I wish I had a few old mazda engines
and some carbon fibre.

Granted, just go and talk to the shady dangerous bloke down the alley, he will get you what you need...

I wish I was good at maths

Granted, you get so good you get kidnapped by the government of a rogue country that forces you to develop nuclear weapons for the rest of your short and miserable life

I wish that guy in the dark alley (You know, with the hat and the trench coat) will stop speaking certain "words" like they have "quotes" on them

Granted, he now speaks those "words" in "Latin" and when you do not understand what he says, he drops a "piano" on your "head". And then he sends your next of kin the bill for piano moving.

It's noon here and I wish I had a beer.

Granted but its american beer.

I wish I had a Pony:yep:

Granted, an evil murderous berserker pony

I wish it was just a minute ago

It was.....a minute ago.

I wish time would stand still.

fine time is standing still now its always now
see it even froze D.T.'s Typing

I still wish D.T. could type faster