fresh baked bread


what's yours?

1998 Grange Hermitage

What's your favorite taste?

I'd get another infraction if I posted that here.
:03:

How many infractions do I have anyway?

Not nearly enough yet.

When will you take delivery of that package?

As long as it's not ticking...

Could this thread be considered a form of chronocide?...


<O>

Or genocide even.

Shan't be doing that again will we?

I never learned to stop touching the pretty glowy thing on the electric stove. :o
Oh! Look! A pretty glowy thing! OUCH!!!
:/\\!!

If BigFoot is smart enuff to hide from us, How come they don't wear shoes that leave smaller foot prints?
:hmmm:

Because the blokes that make the footprints haven't thought of that yet.

Shall we dance?

I don't care to...

...but, have you evr danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?...


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Yeah, when I'm in a joking mood.

Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?

Ask my wife.

Are you under the thumb?

Yea, but it's a thumb I like. :D

Have you ever been under the board walk?

On a blanket with my baby.

Where will you be?

In the pub.

Are you up for it?

Always.

Are you ready for it?

No, but that's never stopped me before.

Do you know why you're here?

I only came to clean out the pipes.

What are you waiting for?

A. Death. One of life's guarantees, you know it is inevitable but normally not the time it will occur.

Q. Does fear of dying mean that you do not enjoy life as much?

No it's what drives me to greater heights.

How high are you willing to go?

A. As high and as far as I can until the oxygen runs out.

Q. Why does freefalling cost so much?