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Wait a minute and I'll get back to you in a second about that.
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? |
Because ******** isn't allowed to be announced on the news.
Why are there only rogue and no scallywag traders ? |
Because I'm an honest broker.
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? |
If it where the first hand, days would become seconds.
Why are there only 57 varieties of Heinz, did they go out of business? |
No, they simply run out of recipes.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? |
I have no idea :doh:
Why do they call it rush hour, when in fact it lasts almost all day? Sorry two questions.......... Should I address this to Boris? |
Most definitely.
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So you know when they are talking about and yes.
Does Boris get elected for his comedy value or his political values? |
A bit of both.
Don't you agree? |
Certainly. A politician is by definition a comic.
Does this surprise you? |
Only that we keep electing comics instead of politicians.
Is a blue Monday really blue, always seems multi coloured to me ? |
Depends on how much you have been drinking.
Have you ever seen a black Friday? |
No but I have seen a man Friday.
If she sells seashells on a seashore, where does he sell baleen whales ? |
At the baleen whales market.
Are there any whales in Wales? |
No, but some might find wales in Wales.:D
Why doesn't a sperm whale look like one? |
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