Granted, Cat now gets you up at 3:57 AM


I wish moral issues were black and white.

Granted, but they now clash with the immoral ones which are white and black.

I wish the bitch sitting opposite me would smile.

Granted, her horrible smile causes you to lose blood pressure and die

I wish the bombers would bomb the bitch sitting opposite to jimbuna

Hell Yes!! :rock:

Granted but the periphary damage would also hit jimbuna and break his computer.

I wish slave trading (the white female variety) was legalised.

Granted but your a poor inverstor and lose your only woman.:oops:
and your best shirt your car your Tv your computer your house
your dog your best friend and your lawer.

I wish jimbuna would realize he is sitting in front of a mirror.:|\\

Granted! But then he overheard you say that. Then he dragged you towards the back alley and beat the livin' daylights outta 'ya! :cool:

I wish for an untainted, easy to reach, box of donuts right about now...

Granted. In fact they are so easy to reach that you accidentally knock the box onto the floor and all the doughnuts (or donuts where applicable) fall out. Since you're currently ankle deep in manure, the 10-second rule should probably be used with caution.

I wish I could drive to Antarctica.

granted but you run out of gas and money at the falklands and
die of the worlds first official case of fatal boredom

I wish they had Poutine in the Falklands.

Granted, but you need a submariners driving licence.

I wish all back alleys had very heavily subdued lighting :lol:

Granted but your getting the light bill

I want Tony Blair to come forward and say. "I have man boobs and I love them."

Granted, then you both marry and live happily everafter.

I wish I could be the official photographer at STEED and Tony's wedding.

Granted but your the official Photographer for their Boudoire Photos
on the wedding night.

I wish I had an oscar mayer wiener.:doh:

That teach you jim, time for a close up. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Granted, but it's uncooked

I wish the Sturmgeschütz III was faster and had a real turret

Granted, you get a rusty Panzer III... :arrgh!:

I wish for a functioning, mint-condition, bazooka (with ammo, of course) to wreck Raptor1's rusty StuG III-converted-into-Panzer III... :|\\