You forgot your wish :hmm: :lol:

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Thx JB... :oops:

I wish I could get some sleep...

Granted ... you may sleep, but your walking into a trap. You will think it is a dream, but you really are walking down the middle divider of your local freeway, naked :o

Do not keep a loaded gun in your bedroom while you sleep. Especially after watching the cowboy, Clint Eastwood, in the movie "hang em high" this will result in injury or death to you or a close loved one.

I wish my son wouldn't drive so fast on these mountain roads flipping the finger and honking at people going to slow in front of him. :yep:

Granted. He now drives very slowly and waves happily at all the motorists honking and giving him the finger. This causes him to be late for traffic court which irritates the judge. Your son is sentenced to 30 days in jail. Because you never learned to drive you now have to walk those very same mountain roads while enduring the wrath of punk kids as they speed by honking their horns and giving you the finger.

I wish I were sober.

Granted, but then you realized how nutty this world is, so you go and hide in a cave for about....ooh, lemmesee......239 years.

I wish this Monday would come abit faster.....

Granted but like all time travelling wished it ends badly with you injured, dead or at least horribly embarrased.

I wish for nothing right now, as I am content.

Granted, but contentment soon brings with it an element of boredom, and you soon start making wishes again.

I wish the wife would stop ringing my Blackberry when I was at work.

Granted, but you might end up having something 'experimental' for dinner which you don't like if she cannot contact you.

I wish Skybird and Waste Gate would agree on something, that's going to be a tough one to grant:rotfl:

Edit: Just noticed Waste Gate got keelhauled, so I guess it's going to be impossible to grant now.

:D Chock

Granted. While trying to call you at work, she hears the Blackberry ringing on the bedroom nightstand where you left it. Smiling at your forgetfulness she picks it up and finds several racy emails from Catherine Zeta-Jones. In a fit of anger she hurls the Blackberry against the wall and it shatters into a kazillion pieces. You now wish you were bored.

I wish people would stop confusing me with Brad Pitt.

Granted, but only on condition Waste Gate has his keelhauling removed :lol:

I wish I hadn't answered Chocks wish.

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(Dang, Chock...now I'm all confused.)

In the spirit of the holiday season Skybird and Waste Gate bury the hatchet...in each other. Fortunately because they were both wearing the new Dragon Skin body armor they were not seriously hurt.

I wish I was the new James Bond.

Dang...I thought I was confused before...

Granted. You never granted Chock's wish. Reno did.

I wish I were faster on the keyboard.

Granted! You are now James E. Bond, Employee #GT1000-007. Due to extreme slowness in keyboarding, your bid to become a Dell Computer help center employee has failed. Instead, you take up a more lucritive position as a janitor ...

I wish everyone would have a Merry Christmas...

Granted, but I'm not ruining that wish.

I wish I didn't have to ruin DeepIron's wish.

Granted. The wish is not ruined and everyone will have a Merry Christmas. Not only that but there will be peace on earth and goodwill to men...unfortunately the women will have to wait a little while longer.

I wish I had hair like Donald Trump.

Granted, I'm still trying to work out why you would want that but now Ivana wants to marry you.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted. In a moment of inspiration you too wish for Donald Trump's hair. However, a freak windstorm causes the comb over to act like a giant windsail. You suddenly find yourself airborne like Sally Fields in the Flying Nun. At first, you think that its' great fun but then, too late, you realize that you're flying over restricted military airspace. A pair of F-16's are scrambled and shoot you down.

I wish I was drunk.

"I wish i was drunk"

Granted. In your drunken rage you go on a rampage and kill 6 people and you are sentenced to a lifetime in prison.

I wish i had some cheese.

Granted, however the cheese was unpastuerised and the bactiera it contains kill you and the unborn child you were carrying.

I wish I had wished for something better than Mr. Trumps hair.

Granted, so you wish for Ivana's hair and Donald falls in love with you and you both enter into a GAY relationship/civil arrangement.

I wish you'd post some photos for us all to look at.