When we went on vacation us kids would be in the back seat with the case of beer. Dad would yell, " Light me a cigarette and pass me a beer." It was child abuse for sure. :O:

I've been here for years, helped thousands of people, entertained with wit and humor and I've yet to get an award. I think I'll get a wig and some lipstick....

Can't you give me an award for something so I can get one of those fancy emblem thingys?

Canines fall in love with me too, please leave Bear at home.
 

Yes. Off topic too.:rock:
She secretly loves me. In fact, it's so secret, she doesn't know.

It's always possible that someone is pulling a Manti on me but, it beats a Sandusky any day.

For sure, what we knew as normal, parents get arrested for today. I was payn rent to live at home at 15.

Yea and then you'd get that graduation present. A suitcase. :haha:

It was the worse kind of child abuse. We had to get the beer, but not allowed some for ourselves. :hmph:

You got a suitcase...niceeee

that's easy. Just add copious amounts of brown nose. Need to borrow a cupful? Ya crybabie:wah:

it's all good as long as you don't use it as a defense in court.

Whales make me sick with their blubberin
 

Nobody twisted your arm that I know of.:shifty: I come over and see the exact same behavior as before. You can fool some of the people... etc etc ad nauseum.
Not to be a grammar/spelling Nazi... again.
But you're making me want a whip swug at me by some female talking head.
I wonder if Rachel Maddow is available with a dominatrix outfit. <<<shudder>>>
I would put on my jacket and leave just as she was warming up the whip. Yeah I know. I'm a sadist.

It was a ticket to ride into the sunset
 

Mine was a little less subtle. I got a set of dishes and silverware along with the eviction notice. :wah:
Parents are unabashed Happy Day preppers.

Mine was a sandwich wrapped in a map.

At least you got food
 

I had the tools but had to go foraging in order to use them.
The slop barrel behind the local smorgasbord was a good location but you had to fight off the rats... and Armistead.
Wait, that's redundant.
Now that I think about it, coming here seems so familiar...Can I bum some penicillin? Tums? Rabies Vaccine? Anything?
Arggh....jaw...locking.....up mmmfff

Well, I just want an award, citation, certificate, something, it doesn't have to be special. Doesn't Neal know this is the generation where everyone gets an award or mention, no losers allowed. The last school awards I attended at my son's school, they handed out 135 awards in his class of 35 students, heck, even the parents got awards.. Doesn't Neal know voting for awards hurts the feelings of the 98% that doesn't get one, making us feel left out and unwanted. Today you don't get an award for what you've done, but for what they hope you can do, an incentive to encourage you if you suck at life...

I think we need a Subsim Hall of Fame or do we already have one...I don't recall, but I know I should be in one.

Once I get my award, I'll go away.

For dramatic effect in a forum thread:



http://www.oscars.org/awards/academy...side_oscar.jpg