^ That would be paying with other people's vital organs
< Damn right! Best place on Earth, in a totally subjective opinion
v Is probably not happy about something

^ Never totally happy
< Just watched a good movie
v Seen anything decent lately

^Deveras (really)!
< Just come from a great boyled cod fish dinner and red wine,plus wine brandy!
V Do you like "hot water"?

^ I like cooking with it and I like to stay out of it :D
< Feels like having a cigar.
V do you smoke cigars?

^ will probably enjoy his cigar
< has only smoked two cigars in his life
V is wondering why only two

^ No, not really
< Used to smoke
v Smoking is bad for you

^ Doesn't smell any more
< Has never tried smoking
v Knows that if they do, they should quit

^ I quit almost three years
< Still enjoy a drink though
v Shock, horror, awe

^ Shock, horror and awe, oh my!
< genuinely disliked The Wizard of Oz when he was a child, watching the Guns of Navarone instead.
V Has not had dinner yet.

^ It's not even sunset in Aus
< Is now starving just thinking about dinner
v Has nothing better to do than make a bacon and egg sandwich

^ Who are all you people and how do you know me so well?
< Has nothing better to do, but isn't hungry right now. Will make a bacon and egg sandwich for breakfast.
v Is up way past their bedtime.

^ Might have enjoyed the spaghetti I made for supper
< Considers making a bacon and anything sandwich as a worthy pastime
v Is not looking forward to the onset of winter

^ is correct, but not for the reasons he thinks
< as summer is a bit over a week away, I'm not looking forward to the onset of Winter, but am looking forward to the onset of Summer
V is developing a private nuclear program in his kitchen

^ Is fully aware of the IAEA report into my kitchen
< Has a boring task to do in work :cry:
v Isn't at work today?

^ Neither am I
< Confirmed the glass shelving order today
V May be a curry tonight for supper