A truck driver is cruising along when he spots a little yellow man standing in the middle of the road, crying. He brings the truck to a standstill, rolls down the window, and asks the little yellow man what's wrong.

"I'm yellow, I'm from Venus, I'm gay and I'm hungry," sobs the little man.

"Well," says the trucker, "I can offer you a cheese sandwich, but that's as much as I can do." So he passes a sandwich to the little yellow man and drives off.

A bit later he has to stop again, because there's a little red man in the middle of the road, crying. So he comes to a halt, rolls down the window and a bit more impatiently - asks the little red man what the matter is.

"I'm red, I'm from Mars, I'm gay and I'm thirsty," the little man bawls.

So the trucker says, "I can offer you a can of Coke, but that's as much as I can do." He hands a can of Coke down to the little red man and drives off.

A little further on, the trucker spots a little blue man in the middle of the road. Really annoyed now, he stops, rolls down the window and snaps, "Yes, you little blue poof, what planet are you from and what the f*ck do you want?"

And the little blue man answers, " Well Sir I think we will start with your driver's licence, ...".

I like my women like I like my creme-cheese...

easy to spread...

Jim, you made my Week! :har:

What does a cheese alcoholic call for? Morbier!
As SH5 is about WW2, do you think we get the Chance to see one of those Edambusters?

Three mice are sat in a pub having a few pints and they're discussing which one is the hardest.
The first mouse says, "I'm the hardest. I go up to mousetraps, rip out the cheese and, as the bar comes down, I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the floor."
The second mouse replies, "You nonce! I get the rat poison, crush it into powder and snort it!"
The third mouse shrugs his shoulders, downs his pint and walks to the door.
"Where you going?" ask the other two.
"I'm off home to f*ck the cat!"

...i have just met the crew.

but would not like to meet them walking home at night.

where are the young lads of reality, pale faced, fresh from the factories of navy college, under trained and probably pooping themsleves with all the gossip from the front.

hope i am not being negative but they look like sadistic brutes to me. hey ho!

well at least the sonar guy has radar skills, telling me the radar technology is "in"

UBI needs to hire a naval historian specializing in u boats so they cant get it write and leave the arcade crap out.These special abilities and things are just stupid.

You'll be glad they're not aboard when it turns out the head doesn't work.

I am frankly concerned with all the typographical errors on the Ubi webpage. Kinda makes me wonder how important little details are in the game.

Would the cook really be a Petty Officer?

of course! he can then Pet the officers...:woot:

No joke, that's what I thought to. If a computer game company can't spell or mistypes numbers, what is the game gonna be like?
I still can't wait to fire that 88cm cannon !

we will bust zeh Battleships!
one hit, they zink!
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LOL I missed that typo. Seeing how it will have a green laser attached, it might just be 88cm. :D

Hell you could easily take on any BB, since Yamato had half of that caliber. :damn:

The Gunner will then use his special ability and makes the Boat go faster by the use of the recoil.

? but then he will need to shoot the 88cm cannon at the conning tower?
and the impact of the 88cm shell should all but negate the recoil.

*scratches head*

any math-lovers out here?