Granted, but two seconds after 'now' and he is a toenail.

I wish I had a pair of clippers.

Granted, you have a pair of clippers. It is now your duty to perform a pedicure on every resident of Raptor1ograd (you know, all those folks with the toe cheese from too many hours stomping Limburger into a drinkable form).

I wish e = MC Hammer

E does=MC Hammer but you can't touch this.

I wish for a large bottle of scotch aged 50 years.:D

Granted, but it is scoth turpentine.

I wish balck holes were more colourful.

They are quite colorful...it's just you are terribly color blind and cannot see it.

I wish Torpedoes did not go 'dud'.

Granted, they now go 'kerplunk'.

I wish high tensile steel was less rivetting.

[edit] granted now the high tensile steel comes in a new "wool" type form
and you must now knit your sub.


I wish wishes were fishes and we all had net's

Granted, your now wishing about your fishy smelling fishnet......stockings.

I wish not to witness the event.

Granted, but you still feel the pain from it

I wish there were more flapgapgjmnhsoubnvosul;heopgwaliugnesasa;djnaruses roaming the land

Granted but PETA needs to talk with you on that.

I wish I had a large gun to stop the flapgapgjmnhsoubnvosul;heopgwaliugnesasa;djnaruses from roaming the land. They are killing my garden. :nope:

Granted, but since the recoil on a flapgapgjmnhsoubnvosul;heopgwaliugnesasa;djnarus gun is equal to the 3rd polynomial of E = MC Hammer, you get blasted backwards at three times the speed of light and end up in 1973 on Mars

I wish good TV shows didn't get canceled for other garbage

Granted, they get canceled for breaking news about rampaging flapgapgjmnhsoubnvosul;heopgwaliugnesasa;djnaruses

I wish to violently stop the scorn of the ones with lesser intelligence

Granted, but DT, AVG and co rebel against your harsh measures and have you enslaved and manacled in a padded cell for the rest of your life.

I wish the starting list was finished.

Granted but flapgapgjmnhsoubnvosul;heopgwaliugnesasa;djnaruses found roaming by PETA did infact find E=MC Hammer who said you still can touch this! Break it down.....rebelling is not legal.

I wish the finishing list was started.

Granted but its never finished.

I wish were weren't all divided by a common toungue