Granted, but you use your enhance internet connection to download much more than you have in the past, and your ISP enforce they're 'fair usage policy' and put a cap on you that is less than you originally had.

I wish cars could run on water instead of petrol.

Granted, but you live in the desert, so your going nowhere!

I wish I could rule Australia!

Granted, but the aussies would revolt against you, 'cause you've sunk all their ships.:nope: ;)


I wish I could sleep.....

Granted, but you sleep FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, contracting painful bed sores in the process.

I wish that I could be supreme ruler of the universe.

Granted, However it is the alternate universe that is no larger than a speck of dust that exists on the bottom of my shoe, that you rule.

I wish I had a pet tame Komodo Dragon.

Granted, but it dies after swimming with your tamed Sea Wasp, biting it and infecting it along the process, leaving you without any pets in the end.

I wish TarJak was my Australian pet.

Granted, but don't forget he needs his bottle and a nappie change 4 times per day.

I wish Vegemite was the only food in Australia.

Granted but after a month all the food would run out and everyone would start a riot.
I wish the PS3 never exsited and all their was was Wiis

Granted, but then they release PS4 which makes Nintendo bring out a new console, but it crashes and burns, taking down Nintendo and redering the Wii unplayable. The X box 720 causes Microsoft to suffer a blue screen of death on wall street. Leaving only Sony and Apple to rule the world

I wish I had a high end computer that could run SH4 maxed out and have internet access.

Granted, but c'mon, is SH4 really that great a way to use your free time? I mean, really? Is that how you want to spend your days? I'm not sayin' anything, just sayin'.

I wish I'd get an A+ on this essay I have to hand in tomorrow.

Granted. You get an A+ on "Why Hitler Was Just Misunderstood" and get a knock on your door from Mossad the next day.

I wish I was getting a nice Christmas bonus.

Granted, but then you'd end up hording all of your money and becoming quite akin to a Mr. Scrooge that we all know very well.

I wish I had an Aston Martin DBS.

Granted, but you are catapulted out of the passenger's seat and over a cliff when Mr. Goldfinger shoots a bullet into the front of the car.

I wish that SubSim would become the modern Nazi.:hmm:

Granted but the people of subsim know about history and rise up against the evil. You end up tied to a stake with little ants bitting your privates.

I wish I had leather pants with holes where my butt cheeks go.

Granted, but as this is your normal Saturday night attire, nobody notices the difference.

I wish I could find that piece of paper with the phone number I need.