Granted, they were so much better than the orginals that everybody laughed at the dinky SFX and the crappy dialogue of the old ones. (Hey... wait a minute...isn't that true anyway???:hmm:)

I wish I could carry a tune

Granted, you can carry a tune, but it is the tune of "They're coming to take me away, HAHA" and you carry it in your head forever

I wish I hadn't thought of that 'cause now it's stuck in my head, too:damn:

Granted, so you couldn't crush his dream, causing the universe to implode (again)

I wish the universe imploded less often

Granted, you and Randomizer are banned form the thread forever.

I wish for every dream crush hereafter to be written in iambic pentameter.

Granted, but only when people here understand what you mean.

I wish it was home time.

Granted, but only in your home

I wish humans could live off of only air, water and food

Granted, but without sex, we all die off

I wish humans could just live off of sex

Granted now you got clap, off to the clap clinic with you.

I wish for a mellow world.

granted, do you want custard on it too.

I wish my elbow would do as I instruct it.

Granted and you won Miss Nude California contest

I wish for chocolate custard on the mellow world.

Granted, you get chocolate custard on the mellow world, but it's "organic" chocolate custard:o

I wish that pi was equal to mc squared

Granted, but the chocolate custard is flavoured with curry, garlic and olive oil rendering it unpalatable.

I wish the world was made of marshmallows dipped in chocolate sauce.

granted, but some kid eats you.

I wish lunatics were sane.

Granted don't you feel better for that? :lol:

I wish to know the secret to exploding nipples.

Granted, yours explode causing massive burns to your upper torso and neck. The secret is to not let your nipples explode thereby avoiding horrible burns and years of rehabilitation

I wish chocolate custard was red wine

Granted, but both are full of calories and not good for you so you will either die of liver disease or of a heart attack.

I wish that darned school bus hadn't hit my car today.

Granted, but your car shouldn't have called that darned school bus a sissy

I wish red wine wasn't full of calories

Granted now it tastes like donkey poo and you love it.

I wish I knew the secret recipe to Coka Cola.

granted you do but everytime you try to make it all you get is american
beer.
(Best crush ever)

I wish we would keep the food and drink out of wishing and crushing
its ruining too many dinners.

Granted now your busy having a sonic crap lasted three months.

I wish Maxi Pop came back, man you could bleach the house down on that pop.