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The one that pays the most for the least amount of work effort.
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? |
A simple explanation of anatomy of the patient.
Bath or shower in winter? |
Yes please.
If what goes up, never comes down, why are airports so congested ? |
We just experience other airports leftovers.
Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays? |
I was born on a Saturday,:smug:
Lobster or crab? |
Lobster but usually end up catching the other.
When will it ever cease to amaze? |
Langoustine
How long is a piece of string ? |
Quantum problematic.
Driving yourself or take a taxi? |
London transport.... It's sooo much more, erm.... Enlightening
To be or not to be, is it the question? |
Shakespeare thought so.
Where are the briefcase in the office? |
Lost in transition.
How brief can a case be? |
30 inches.....?
How fast is the Speed of Light? |
Well I shone my torch at the wall and it took 30 minutes to get the bugger to light, so in answer to your question, pretty damn slow.
Why can't beggars be choosers? |
Never believe in rags to riches.
Why is it that night falls but day breaks? |
Because dawn rises but dusk sets.
Why does a watch have a second hand, if it has two hands already? |
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