Granted, due to your interdimensional practical joke, you now have Exploding Head Syndrome instead

I wish the bombers would attack everyone but me at random

Granted, they attack everyone else regularly and you randomly but with bigger payloads.

It still wish I was pandimensional.

Granted, but due to the fact that you wished you weren't pan dimensional in your last post, the wishes cancel each other out

I wish the fighters defended me from the bombers

Granted but they soon spot your markings are of your enemy.

I want to meet myself 25 years ago and tell him to stay away from Subsims if he wants a life.

Granted, but then you'll cause a warp in the space-time continuum and be forced to play Pac-Man for a 1,000 years.

I want to learn to dance like Michael Jackson.

Granted but because you were seventy five yrs old at the time
Dislocate your personality

I wish Digital Trucker could type faster

Granted, he can now type so fast that his volume of posts overload the SUBSIM server and nobody else ever gets a word in edgewise or otherwise ever again.

I wish I had an atomic-powered hedge trimmer. One that won't explode.

Granted, but the bored 80 year old from next door cuts your hedge for you, therefore making your hedge trimmers usless.


I wish i could be the best Prime minister Britain ever had.

You are but because of your penchant for radioactive topiary
your thrown out of office as a suspected mime appeaser.

I wish I had a P-38L

Granted but you find out it is only a left-handed can-opener.

I wish candy was not so fattening

Granted, all candy now comes with tapeworms inside.


I wish our galaxy had a better name.

Granted, now it is renamed as the "Swirling Whirlpool of Death!" galaxy...

I wish things always go right as planned...

Granted, but now we are all going in circles.

I wish wiser heads than mine were actually solving the worlds problems.

Granted but its me.

I wish wiser heads than mine were actually solving the worlds problems

Granted. Unfortunately when you look around the world, what you see is what you get so you should not be so hard on yourself. Anybody masquerading as a world leader is really an agent of the Radioactive Socialist Mime Appeasors Party bent on bringing ruin to our Swirling Whirlpool of Death galaxy.

I wish Cat would quit getting me up at 4:00 AM.