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Frogs legs in horseradish sauce, mashed parsnip and tripe dumplings. Spotted Dick and custard for dessert.
What's the optimum time to cook a soft boiled egg? |
Just before you eat it.
Are there eggs in egg rolls? |
I certainly hope so or it is false advertising.
Need a hand to hail a cab? |
No I use my phone thanks.
Can you be relied upon? |
A. All depends on what you are paying, and it does not involve heavy lifting, sewers, cats, or missing Game of Thrones.
Q. How far is Far Out? |
A bit further than not too far out.
What time are the chickens due home to roost. |
About the same time as their dinner.
What exactly does a chicken dinner look like? |
Bloody lovely if your starving.
Wiys kiys are thiys? |
The wrong ones.
Have you got a mackem typing for you? |
He's gone now thankfully...too much Pennywell monkey smell.
Who has been the kindest to you in your life? |
Me.
Who's been the meanest to you in life? |
Me.
Were Sister Sledge really sisters? |
Rumour has it they were cousins.
Can you do the can can? |
Well I can certainly open and drink a can or 4
How about you? |
Four is hardly worth the effort...try starting at eight and move upwards in number.
Will it ever come to pass? |
Eventually. Keep sitting on the potty and wait.
Who made it happen? |
The most likely suspect is you unfortunately.
Will the lunch at Sunderland be hot when it arrives today? |
Quote:
Do I have enough time to type this and post it before my iPad's battery runs out? |
Obviously...looking at the sentence.
Can we understand the obvious? |
Only if it's spelled out for you.
If the obvious is so, why do so many not see it? |
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