Granted, you've obviously never watched 'Who Killed Roger Rabbit'.

I wish totem poles weren't polish.

Granted, they're British

I wish jimbuna will learn the difference between "Killed" and "Framed"

Granted, he now realizes that Raptor1 should be Killed but Randomizer should merely be Framed.

I wish Hollywood to never make a sequel or a remake of WFRR.

LOL :lol:

Granted, Bollywood does instead

I wish I had more Socialist-B-Gone Spray

Granted, but you quickly find out that you need some communist-away spray.


I wish I (by some degree of unexplained circumstances) ended up on Eastenders and I got to shoot Ian Beal...twice.

I have no idea what you're talking about and who buddy that you want dead is but that is what makes Dream Crushing so much fun...

Granted, but he's wearing kevlar and you only manage to get him angry. Overwhelming you with the help of minions, he ensures that your gun is placed in a part of your anatomy that was never designed for such a thing. He follows that up with a knee to the groin just for fun (his not yours). But if he's as big an idiot as you say, while strutting away in triumph, he slips in a puddle of Socialist B Gone and breaks his neck.

I wish I knew more now than I did then.

(its a British T.v programme (eastenders) sorry for the confusion lol)

Granted, you now know that Eastenders is a t.v programme from Britain


I wish I made up a better crush....involving penguins.

Granted, you informed him of the new Socialist Penguin Revolution, which he went to investigate...followed by a cat scouting unit, the cats find out about the Penguin's attempt at revolution and launch an attack which ends in a cataclysmic final battle that destroys the world

I wish that made sense to everybody (including me)

Granted, but it is the 'non'sense kind.

I wish the dodo would make a comeback.

Granted, he's come back to live at your gaff and he's moulting feathers all over your duvet.

I wish I had a duvet full of dodo feathers.

Granted, but because of the resurgence of the Dodo, the flightless bird has been categorized as an endangered species and mere possession of it or any of its parts will be punishable by 10 years of hard labor.

I wish "The Simpsons" never gets cancelled or go off the air and should continue for all eternity...

Granted, the modern world watches every episode everyday, all day, society is based on the simpsons, leading to war, famine and giant doughnuts.


I wish that this thread would live forever and whoever closes it will die a terrible death involving nuclear warheads and captain price (from call of duty 4)

Granted, but somewhere in the future one Ubootcomrade, in a fit of pique, terminates this thread and brings the nuclear fire down upon his own head. However, some members ally themselves with the Anti Dream-Crushing cabal and evil League of Fascist Killer Bunnies, Man-Eating Gophers and Pyromaniac Gray Whales. Soon the conflict escalates beyond the General Topics forum and eventually consumes all of Subsim.

I wish I had a Dodo egg omelette.

Granted, but it tastes 'fowl'.:-?

I wish I knew what panda tasted like.