Yes...open the mines and get them digging out coal, they will never refuse a nap ever again.

(This answer was bought to you by George Osbourne)



Have aliens landed in your garden?

They wouldn't dare...the puppy has marked out his turf.

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

No, but it's the height of bad manners to sign whilst holding stuff.

Has anything of value been blown away in your garden yet?

No, been well watered by the rain but not blown away.

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

Because native Americans didn't count as people back then.

What happens if you forget remembrance day?

Then it is obvious you have forgotten.

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

When you leave Britain.

If you can make a fist of it in business why don't they like it when you punch your staff?

Nobody likes a coward that beats women.

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day were they born on?

Tuesday. :O:

Anyone have a after birth fry up?

I wanted a fry up after i was born, but sadly I was too young.

How does a jet turbine work with so few moving parts? Is it witch-craft?

It's generally an aircraft.

Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?

Yes, you can be bald and still have hair, a la Friar Tuck.

Except you, Jim!

Will I find out my employment future after tomorrow's meeting?

Yes. I already know the result, but I'm not telling you!:O:

Is Gibberish a recognised language?

There's at least one recent individual here you'd be better off asking that of.

What's the difference between a novel and a book?

Novels are fiction, books can be anything.

Is there and English/Achtungbby translator?

Highly doubtful and asked a few times already in other forum areas.

Who will be next?

If not me then...Tarkak.

Why does life get so difficult at times?

Mainly because you can't spell TarJak.

How would you like me to make your life difficult?

Your in the wrong job...retire.

If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

Crossed posts :doh: