Granted, he comes back right after im finished with crushing every dream raptor1 makes

I wish Raptor1 was killed in a tragic accident involving a hungry badger just before he made the 2000th post.

Granted, but he returns as a Super Flesh Eating Zombie Marmot driven to hunt down and disembowel Ubootcomrade while solving quantum physics equations on late night cable TV.

I wish that dream crush made some sort of sense.

Granted, but it was the 'non'sense sort.

I wish the pyramids were moddable.

Granted, but you can't change the maps

I wish the Pyramids weren't a myth

Granted but your total lack of belief in them as real
objects allowed you to walk halfway undereneath it
before they told you and 100million tons of stone
appeared on your shoulders.

Now that we have M theory to resolve the
differences between Special Relativity and Quantum
mechanic's. I wish I could invent the worlds first official
interdimensional Practicle joke.:|\\
(wait didnt I just do that)

Granted, but metaphorically your interdimensional practical joke is the equivalent of the old "burning bag of dog doo on the porch" gag. This results in an intergalactic stomping that wrecks the entire known universe and knocks all life-forms back into the primordial ooze.

I wish that eggs were all they're cracked up to be.

Granted, but only with the help of mauls

I wish I had a maul

Granted, but my horrible spelling strikes again and you end up with a mole.

I wish I had thought up of a monty python style crush.

Granted, but you didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

I wish ubootcomrade would expect the Spanish Inquisition next time

Granted, although nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, he quickly learns that their chief weapon is Surprise. Surprise and Fear. That their two weapons are Surprise, Fear and Ruthless Efficiancy... And so on.

I wish I could insert some cool Monty Python graphic here.

Granted, but I beat you to it: http://luciferknight.files.wordpress...nquisition.jpg

I wish Python were still making the Flying Circus.

Cool, however one must crush even good dreams...

Granted, too bad they're shot down in flames over Flanders by the then newly formed RAF. The wreckage lands next door in the Simpson's back yard causing Homer to say D'oh.

I wish that when all is said and done, more gets done than said.

Granted, no more chit-chatting! Get back to work! ***whip crack***

I wish it rained indestructable legal tender paper money today...

Granted, but strong winds send the money my way where im waiting with a big net.

I wish that shell killed Hitler in 1918.

Granted, it leads to an alternate history that World War II in Europe will not happen, that means the Battle of the Atlantic will not happen, which means the u-boat will not exist, which means that there will be no Cold War subs, which means the realization of world peace, which mean Subsim.com will not be founded, which means another boring day in our lives.

I wish I had a indestructable 1"x1" USB flash drive that has totally unlimited free space...