Granted, but they were standing next to you when the bomb was dropped and you all die.

I wish for Pork Adobo with a side of steamed white rice.

Granted, but as they live next door, your house is caught in the blast.

I wish I could and did.

Granted, it didn't help with anything

I wish I'd get the 3,000th post too

(Note that my wish in Post #1000 came true)

Granted, but now you are very tired after posting so many times.

I wish that frying was as easy as flying.

Oh well... I'll get the 3000th post... somehow...

In the meanwhile, let's crush dreams!

Can't help this, three uncrushed dreams...

Granted, the bonus is it will be freshly made here in the Philippines, the downside: it will be spoiled when it arrives there!
Granted! You attended classes on frying and you seem to grasp the concepts. You install a fryer on your aircraft. While flying, you decide to fry some food and now your plane is engulfed in flames

I wish someone could call in an airstrike on those singing karaoke next door.

Granted


http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/9965/testy1st0.gif http://www.webdeveloper.com/animatio...les/dmfire.gif but frying and flying are two of the same thing;)


I wish i had new pc?

ps I wish i had pressed the enter key quicker than rifleman (lol)

Granted, the airstrike obliterates the entire block, the remains of their PC is sent to Kratos

I wish I knew if Hunter is still alive

Oh, congrats on 747 posts Kratos

Granted, Hunter is still alive and as his name suggests....he is hunting you.

I wish air was sample free.

Granted, your lungs will never inhale another sample of free air.

I wish oranges were some other colour.

Granted! You are now color-blind and you see orange as moldy green...

I wish the silence wasn't as deafening as quietness...

Granted, but you're deaf anyway

I wish food grew on trees

Granted, but the ripening/picking season isn't till next June....you starve to death.

I wish nuclear physics was simple to understand.

Damn, missed crushing Raptor1's dream. Oh well:

Granted, nuclear physics is simple but you still can't get it through your head that people do not vote in electrons.

I wish that I could judge frivolous lawsuits.

Granted, you can watch Judge Judy. Not that your judgements make any difference.


I wish I understood the general and special theories of relativity better.

Granted, but it drives you mad and you are forced to live out the rest of your unnatural life in a "resting home"

I wish UnderseaLcpl will recover soon so I can crush more of his dreams