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BossMark 06-21-13 01:16 PM
Dear burglar, I'm going on Holiday now.
Unfortunately there's nothing left for you to steal.

The Tories beat you to it.

Jimbuna 06-21-13 01:21 PM
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STEED 06-21-13 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BossMark (Post 2073940)
Dear burglar, I'm going on Holiday now.
Unfortunately there's nothing left for you to steal.

The Tories beat you to it.
Dear BossMark all holidays have been cancelled.

Yours
Big Sexy

AKA David Cameron

Jimbuna 06-21-13 02:38 PM
You couldn't make this up :)

Quote:
Nigel Farage admits offshore tax 'mistake'

UK Independence Party leader Nigel Farage said he "felt uncomfortable" about setting up a trust fund in the Isle of Man but insisted he did not avoid or evade tax.
The MEP told the BBC that he opened the fund in 2003 to reduce his family's inheritance tax bills but quickly realised that he had made an "error".
Such funds were no longer appropriate for politicians, he suggested.
The Conservatives said that Mr Farage had "questions to answer".


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23001529

Spiced_Rum 06-21-13 02:41 PM
How do you use your cash card when the bank is offshore? Does this mean you can only write cheques.

Jimbuna 06-21-13 02:44 PM
Liquid assets.

Gerald 06-21-13 02:47 PM
Offshore banks are common, just a different side of the bank.

Spiced_Rum 06-21-13 02:49 PM
What, you deposit your treasure with them and they give you barrels of rum in return. I like the sound of liquid assets, except I would end up drinking them instead of storing them in the cellar.:arrgh!:

STEED 06-21-13 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2074001)
Liquid assets.

Pint of real ale jim and make it fast. :up:

BossMark will have six and a packet of pork scratchings. :up:

Jimbuna 06-21-13 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiced_Rum (Post 2074005)
What, you deposit your treasure with them and they give you barrels of rum in return. I like the sound of liquid assets, except I would end up drinking them instead of storing them in the cellar.:arrgh!:
Quote:
Originally Posted by STEED (Post 2074034)
Pint of real ale jim and make it fast. :up:

BossMark will have six and a packet of pork scratchings. :up:
LOL :)

TarJak 06-21-13 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by STEED (Post 2074034)
Pint of real ale jim and make it fast. :up:

BossMark will have six and a packet of pork scratchings. :up:
If Jim's buying I'll have a pint as well.:Kaleun_Cheers:

Jimbuna 06-22-13 07:50 AM
Too late...I'm busy.

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BossMark 06-22-13 11:03 AM
Cant believe president Obama got George Osborne's name wrong ' everyone knows its Gideon.

STEED 06-22-13 11:14 AM
Mr PONZI Gideon

Seen his CV? How the hell did he get to become our Chancellor, we would be better off cloning Guy the Gorilla and putting Guy 2 in charge.

BossMark 06-22-13 11:17 AM
He only got to be chancellor because he his toff boys best mate and Bullingdon club chum.


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