Granted, you only imagined you did.

I wish the fighting would stop in Georgia.

Granted, but they'll find something else to fight over in the future.

I wish that I was immortal.

Granted, but "there can only be one" and it's not you.


I wish all heavy furniture had carrying handles.

Granted, but when the world ends, you are going to be fed up with all of your current interests you will be all alone with no one to talk to. Over time, the eerie silence will drive you mad and you try to commit suicide to end the torment of loneliness, but you can't!

I wish for the ability to control other people's minds and use that ability for total global domination...

Granted, but since most people don't have minds it doesn't quite work

I wish more people had minds

Granted, but they're still the defective kind.

I wish I hadn't just come across that bloody Q Ship.

Granted, but Bond will still find a way to catch you.

I wish that I had a nickel.

Granted, but I have a dime

I wish I had a gold nugget for every wish crushed

Granted, but the nuggets turn out to be Fool's Gold (also known as Pyrite).

I wish that the color of this pen is red.

Granted, the pen is red but it writes white..which you see nothing!


I wish to become the future dictator of America..hehe :hmm:

Granted, you become the Future Dictator of America, a bad character in a B-Movie who's budget is $27.50 dollars

I wish I could wish for something that sounds smart

Granted, to you, your wish sounds absolutely brilliant but to the rest of the world it just sounds dumb. And it is easily crushed without ending all life as we know it.

I wish the local theatre was showing Future Dictator of America starring G00BER.

Granted, but since it is a terrible movie with a budget of $27.50, the projected audience is only you. As such, your ticket costs $53.00. And you spilled your $5.00 soda all over your new pants.

I wish I really could get the milk for free.

Granted, but it's the kind of milk that drinks YOU

I wish milk wasn't so carnivorous

I HEREBY OFFICIALLY DECLARE THE BEGINNING OF THE NEXT 100 PAGES!

Granted, but the kitty you just served it to is and you've lost a hand.

I wish I didn't have to go to the shops to buy milk.