Ganted now it`s a old woman singing opera badly.:up:

I wish that songs wouldnt get stuck in my head unless I want them to.;)

Granted, they now get stuck in your throat instead.

I wish the sound of music could be no 1 in the charts.

Granted it suddenly surges back to the top of the charts in port
stanley where you suddenly find your self without passage home
for a year, on the bright side the woman across from you sings
like ethel murman and will be stuck with you for the year you
are boarding at richard simmons' new sheep ranch down there.

I wish you would all get "the da da da" stuck in all your heads.
[edit] what you will and what you wont un hunh what you can
and what you caint un hunh di da da da.........


(well thats it lads im off to work)

Granted, the da da da, di di did get stuck in all our heads.

I wish I wasn't due back to work on Monday.

Granted, then then you wouldn't miss all of the fun and games and sunburn and road rage.

I wish I weren't due back at work on Sunday.

Granted but the church put in the request....


I wish I was on vacation till the 9th instead of the 8th

Granted, but we won't bee seeing you at the SS Meet one must presume.


I wish toadstools were as comfy as chairs.

Granted, all chairs are now as comfy as toadstools

I wish:doh::88):|\\

granted but it is thouroly chrushed.;)

I wish people would stop squeesing the charmin.:cool:

Granted, they burn it instead

I wish the Lord of Darkness didn't lose his ring of evil

Granted, the Lord of Darkness loses his toilet bowl ring instead and dances gayly around in amazement at the whiteness of his bowl

I wish I hadn't thought anything about toilet bowls

Granted all such thoughts are now replaced with a permanent tatooed
image that blocks all other thought for the rest of your life.
its an image of a man carrying his belly in a wheel barrow.

I wish I knew how I said that without seeing it in my head, cool trick.

Granted, but it causes your brain to flip out, and you become a vegetable.

I wish I knew what kind of vegetable you'd like to be.

Granted but you turn out to be scard of vertables and never see what kind he is.

I wish I had a magic button that when I press it the price of stuff I buy would go down.

Granted, it makes whatever you bought just now's price go down

I wish buttons weren't a myth

Granted, but the police now want to talk to you about the "free" stuff you have been "buying".

I wish i could fly like this without buying a Honda:
http://www.youtube.com/v/Ys19q-mGN2Q&hl

Granted, but I think an aircraft would be safer should you run into these

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...guns_H_993.jpg

I still wish buttons were real and not just a myth

Granted, but then the velcro makers would go out of business, there would be less need for plastic, and the earth would be saved from internal destruction.

I wish I had not eaten that Mexican food for dinner last night.

Granted, but how about Mexican food for breakfast today?
I wish my insureance would pay me for a new motorcycle now and not in two months

Granted, but the place you bought it from has a stock problem and can only deliver in 2 months

I wish there was a good movie I could go to