Not anymore thanks.

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?

Please refer to posts #2465 and #4266 regarding oxymorons.

Have you ever seen an elephant fly?

Because they want to be in a rush, even if they aren't.

Whose idea was it to add the word Disorder on the end of Obsessive Compulsive? :doh:

Edit - damn you Tango589, now I look stoopider than ever.

Probably Steeds:hmmm:.

So where's the next subsim meet gunna be?

At an as-yet undisclosed location.

It is even possible for Herr-Berbunch to look even stoopider?

Oh yes, of course there is.

Now does anyone know where I've put my elbow?

Probably on top of the table...you bad mannered person.

Can both sides ever meet.

Only if both agree, possibly :hmmm:

Which side is right?

The one that I'm on.

Can you have a 4x4 three-wheeled car?

Impossible.... Unless of course you have a side-car.

Do beans really make you fart and does it necessarily follow the more you eat the more likely you are to?

From my experience yes, yes indeedy-do. Much to my wifes' disgust.

Should HAL open the pod bay door?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it too late?

Afraid so.

Have you got time to hide?

A. Only if you have time to spare.

Q. Can you buy the milk of human kindness in the grocery store?

Of course, you can find it next to the elixir of life.

Who puts the holes in holy water?

The same person that puts the acid in acid rain.

How do you write zero in roman numerals?

Good question!

Why does a vegetarian budgerigar eat cuttlefish?

Because sharks are to bothersome.

Can you guess my weight?

A. From the pain in my foot, I would guess that you need to lose a few pounds!

Q. Where do night owls roost?

Owls sleep in tree holes or hollows, caves, rocks, old buildings, barns anywhere the sunlight cant reach. Bats sleep in caves, tree hollows, abandon buildings, bat boxes, and one species sleeps underground. The Indian bat sleeps in the underside of the bark of shagbark hickory trees.

What's the point of a unicycle?