Granted we get the point, But then we also dont get the point.(I know this is the worst crush of my dreamm crushing carear.:lol:)

I wish what the total number of posts in subsim history was.:yep:

Granted, the total number of posts in subsim history is so big the just thinking about the number alone would kill someone!


I wish i owned the moon

Granted but someone steals it when it goes to the other side of the earth.:yep:

I wish I owned the univurse and everything in it(except people), and it couldnt be stolen.:D

Granted, but a 60ft robot Hitler from an alternate universe destroys our universe and everything in it (including people) with his race of Ayran-daleks.


I wish I was Kiaser willhem.

Granted. You're dead.

I wish Scientology would go away

Granted, it goes away from the rest us and moves into your house with all its celebrity believers.

I wish I had a Big Box of real, not counterfeit, not poisoned or cursed, non-exploding or universe-ending $20.00 bills.

Granted but you forgot about burning, Now you have a huge box of burned $20.00 bills.:lol:

I wish I could understand algebra better than I do.:D

Granted, you now understand it well enough to know you'll never need it during real life.

I wish algebra was needed more.

Granted, but you don't understand it at all

I wish them Germans would stop intercepting my convoys

Granted, it is now the turn of the Japanese.

I wish I knew what came next.

Granted you know that my dreamcrush comes next.

I wish my team would win tonight instead of losing.

Granted, but the their victory party is held at your house, and it will be a insanely, out-of-this-world, wild kind, never in your wildest dreams kind of party that will ultimately end with the destruction of your house...

I wish the politically-extreme Left and the politically-extreme Right didn't exist...

Granted, the world lives in a blissful era of happiness and peace but aliens from mars invade and counquer us.


I wish i had my own private army.

Granted but after 5 mins of you being their commander the perform a military coup and you are executed.

I wish the Olympic opening ceremony was shorter.

Granted, but your army is an army of one with you as the only conscript.

I wish mediocracy was fashionable.