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Wolferz 07-31-14 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2229633)
yep, it was the admiral's daughter....

The only girl I know that ended up on a See-&-Say.

The cow goes Mooooo.

Aktungbby 08-01-14 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2229584)
I heard it involved lewd and indecent behaviour with livestock.:o
Or deadstock;:dead: bilgerats ain't particular! http://us.cdn1.123rf.com/168nwm/dcli...lustration.jpg

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2229631)
Attach a catheter hose to the jug so I don't have to get up to go pee.
Why so technical? DEPENDS will do nicely! and they'll provide a little padding on that wooden crank seat too!:03:

Wolferz 08-01-14 12:35 AM
We Bilge Rats might have bigger balls... if more of us knew how to dance.:yep:

swamprat69er 08-02-14 04:04 PM
The sheep are GREAT! Nice curly hair to tangle your fingers in so they can't run away. There are boots supplied for their hind legs.
http://s261.photobucket.com/user/swa...60309.jpg.html

Aktungbby 08-02-14 05:23 PM
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...ps47d60309.jpg^otherwise know as 'Wellies' when Tango's a' gittin' lucky 'a rackin' da' lamb!!" "Why did the ram jump off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.!??"
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Wolfertz :We Bilge Rats might have bigger balls... if more of us knew how to dance
speaking of which: you've made me hungry:http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/i...dtesticles.JPGgrilled lamb testicles BBY:yeah:

fireftr18 08-02-14 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2229633)
yep, it was the admiral's daughter....
It's good to get in good with the Admiral. Make the old man happy that someone is paying attention to his daughter. A little sacrifice goes a long way.

Tango589 08-03-14 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2230067)
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...ps47d60309.jpg^otherwise know as 'Wellies' when Tango's a' gittin' lucky 'a rackin' da' lamb!!" "Why did the ram jump off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.!??" speaking of which: you've made me hungry:http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/i...dtesticles.JPGgrilled lamb testicles BBY:yeah:
Don't you bring me into this, those rumours are completely unfounded and were spread with the sole intention of besmirching my good character!:nope:

swamprat69er 08-03-14 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2229584)
I heard it involved lewd and indecent behaviour with livestock.:o
You are the one that threw the livestock into the conversation. Remembering what their warm bodies were like, were you?

Wolferz 08-03-14 11:25 AM
HEY!
 
We're Bilge Rats, not Sheep molesters.:-?

Aktungbby 08-03-14 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2230152)
Don't you bring me into this, those rumours are completely unfounded and were spread with the sole intention of besmirching my good character!:nope:
Now that's just cruel and wrong ...and you've made me hungry again! (stuffed sole BBY):O:


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Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2230171)
You are the one that threw the livestock into the conversation. Remembering what their warm bodies were like, were you?
Thanks for the defense! 'hoist with his own petard' he is!

Armistead 08-03-14 11:50 AM
Men, the sheep on board aren't for your pleasure...

swamprat69er 08-03-14 12:22 PM
They weren't baaaaaaad.:har:

Armistead 08-03-14 12:48 PM
just remember what you do to the sheep ends up in the stew...:doh: They really haven't given us much supplies, so the sheep and chickens are meals on the hoof..

Aktungbby 08-03-14 01:41 PM
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ARMISTEAD: anybody seen the nail clippers... They really haven't given us much supplies, so the sheep and chickens are meals on the hoof..
And nicely cloven hooves they are too!:Kaleun_Salivating:http://www.snopes.com/horrors/graphics/devil.jpg http://threegablesfarm.com/wp-conten...d-feet_top.jpg

Wolferz 08-03-14 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2230249)
Men, the sheep on board aren't for your pleasure...

We will enjoy eating them. But don't be lewd...
wait till they're cooked.

Look at the rack on that sheep.

Armistead 08-03-14 09:05 PM
The bilge meets Silence of the Lambs.....

Wolferz 08-04-14 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2230354)
The bilge meets Silence of the Lambs.....
They are anything but silent...


http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...E427DA93340B2B

Tango589 08-24-14 07:14 AM
Have I slept through anything important, only it seems to have gone suspiciously quiet round here...:hmmm:

Wolferz 08-24-14 08:02 AM
Glad you're all still breathing...
 
I thought you guys had fallen overboard.:huh:

Jimbuna 08-24-14 08:36 AM
I know of a few others who were also hopeful that was the case.


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