Granted ... but once the team of psychologists has resolved the
Big Guy's MPD He decides that maybe now that he is better he
can go back to his job of running the earth. you are standing on
the spot where his throne lands and stays permanently and trapped
underneath it you discover that **** really does flow downhill
with Godly magnificence and regularity.

I wish this had not all happened before and would not all happen again.

Granted, this did not all happen before and will not all happen again, but that does (and you don't even want to know about that)

I wish neither here nor there was where

Granted, there is where here is now instead.

I wish time could tell.

It does with the wrinkles on women's forehead and the lack of testerone a man generates which causes .....

I wish the event would continue.

Granted ... I assume you mean the sun going nova.

I wish I had some strong sunblock.

Granted, your sunblock is so strong it beats you to a pulp and makes off with your wife.

I wish that sunblock had tried that s*** with me!

Granted, it throws in a free butt rape for good measure/added value.

I wish mine was a funnel and not a tunnel.

Granted, your funnel is not a tunnel but is shorter and narrower than you think.

I wish for prosperity not austerity

Granted but only in medieval terms....heres a horse and a chicken.

I wish I could plough the furrow like the grim reaper.

Granted ... you replace the current reaper in his job however in order
to achieve your wish... consequently you spend the eternity that is
the rest of your career hearing people whine and cry for their mothers
24/7 along with the barrage of emotional parting scene's.


I wish Mr. Death would come and cut that hay.:cool:

Granted, all the hay is cut, rots in the fields, and there is none left for cattle feed causing them to starve, leading to a complete and wholesale failure of the entire food chain - particularly those who love their Texas BBQ.

I wish Nova were more exciting.

Granted, it is now transformed into a Supa Nova....don't look at it or you'll be blinded.

I wish the domino theory was based on snakes and ladders.

Granted, the domino theory is now based on snakes and ladders. The next time you want to play dominoes, you have to do so while sitting on top of a rickety ladder and stuffing angry venomous snakes into your jockey shorts

I wish those snakes would calm down before they tip the ladder over

Granted, they calm down by gnawing on your foot

I wish we didn't have to amputate your left sock

Granted, they take both your legs, torso and arms.

I wish Raptor1 would quit while he is a head.