last week my wife came in with a new tshirt for me it said on the front

People that think they know everything really irritate those
of us that do.

Poor woman.

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

Howard Phillips Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu"

Hungry?
Yes.
Willing to eat?
That takes effort.
-overheard conversation

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"Retreat? Hell, we just got here."
-Cpt Williams, USMC

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We're going to the hotel right now, Kousaka!
Well, like I said, I have to work starting tonight.
We're going to **** like bunnies until then! Or else I will never forgive you...
-Genshiken, Season 2, Episode 9

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."

- Douglas MacArthur

I always liked this one so I made this pic tonight...
http://cyberallies.com/miscpics/marines.jpg

It does not hurt when you are dead.

From Albert Einstein: "There are two things that are infinite; the Universe and Human Stupidity. And I'm not sure about the Universe..."

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."

The major problem — one of the major problems, for there are several — one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.

To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

HHGG....

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Where's your Messiah now Flanders?
-Clancy Wiggum

"It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top."

"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."

Hunter S. Thompson

From my Tee shirts

"We Lay the Plank! You walk it!!"