Granted, but we're meeting on the moon and you don't have the money for space tourism.

I wish I could take a a Fleet Boat out for an afternoon.

Granted, but you sink off the coast of Antarctica, and you freeze to death in the ocean.

I wish that I had legally acquired a billion dollars from a lawsuit.

Granted but it would be all fake becuase i accentally photocopied them wrong. :p :lol:
I wish i had a more relaxed life.

Granted, but then you will become too relaxed and eventually become morbidly obese from your new sedentary lifestyle. You become so relaxed in fact, and so obese, you get winded starting up your favorite subsim. This causes you to go into severe depression and you commit suicide.

I wish the fairy godmother would give me a Burger King Whopper w/cheese.

Granted, but they are also her favourite and it is already half eaten.

I wish lots of people will donate to SS to get an early copy of GWX 2.0

Granted, they ALL do and SS crashes due to the load on Neal servers causing his ISP to ban him. Nice work Jim!:nope:

I wish drinking alcohol didn't give you a hang over.

Granted, but that muck you drink in upside down land isn't very strong anyways http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img265...piratesro0.gif

I wish the fox would never get caught.

Granted. You wake up in Soviet Russia, where the fox gets to catch you!

I wish I could draw.

Granted, but I drew faster. Bang! You're dead!:dead:


I wish the bloody snow would stay on the ground and not melt at once as it does now!

Granted. The snow does stay on the ground and not melt at once as it does now! However because it never melts the effect is cumulative. Your wish has plunged us all into a premeture ice-age.

I wish I hadn't just run out of cigarettes.

Granted, you just run out of lighters and matches instead.

I wish somebody could draw faster than Biggles and avenge my death.

Granted, I take on the task. I develop amazing gunslinging skills and bring down Biggles for you. But it changes nothing......you are still dead and festering with maggots. :dead:

I wish I would get a record contract and become a major rock star.

Granted, but whilst partying at your hotel after your first concert you drink too much and choke to death on your own vomit increasing your popularity 100fold but decreasing your chances of making a comeback tour.

I wish I had a glass of water.

Granted, but the water came from the Thames in the early 1800's.
Enjoy your... river water/sewage smoothie...:88)


I wish I had a short midget with some gin in the room to entertain me.

Granted. The midget entertains you by juggling some bottles of gin. Eventually the bottles hit the floor. The entertainment is now gone, as has the gin.

I wish my internet connection was faster and more realiable.