Granted, you can get some help from Prof. Raptor1

I wish STEED would start wishing things so we can crush his wishes

Granted and now you pay me $10,000 for this...........

I want to have breasts.

Granted, you have breasts, but they are attached to your bum

I wish I hadn't said that 'cause now the picture is in my head:shifty:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Granted now you got a picture of me with a sexy butt.

I want to get off this crazy thread.

Granted, you are now banished for wanting instead of wishing

I wish STEED would stop violating the rules of the thread

Not granted bend over for six of the best.

I wish for jim to get posting on this thread so I can sod off to bed.

Granted jim will be here in a few hours and you can feck off and don't come back till next week.

YIPPEE :lol:

I wish for a sun tan this Saturday.

Granted, you get a suntan this Saturday, but it all peels off on Sunday

I wish the election was over and that Howdy-Doody won in a landslide write-in campaign

Granted, his name turns out not to be Jimbuna and we all have to suffer through the endless speeches punctuated by smilies all day long.


I wish there was no such thing as an evil thought.

Granted suddenly a good guy in a white hat comes and kicks your
ass as a kind of expression of his all around feeling of well being towards
mankind.

I wish there was balanced thought.

Granted, but then there would be no need for a legal system and then we would face a dramatic increase in the unemployment rolls because there would be no need for the lawyers anymore.

I wish it weren't so hard to think this time of the night.

Granted but now its hard to think during the day.

I wish for a hotdog, not one of those little weener dogs either.:lol:

Granted, you get a hot dog, it's dead so you have to pay for disposal of the body

I wish I didn't need to go now

Granted, you're already gone. Far, far away from all of us.


I wish Dr.Pepper really made the world taste better.

Granted, but people eventually get tired of the taste of Nurse World and insist on the right to taste Mrs Pepper.

I wish I didn't have to walk the dog today.

Granted, the dog is going to walk you

I wish KL would get onto TS

Granted, but because of that he will crap all over the place inside your house.

I wish the radio didnt play the same songs everyday.....

HunterICX

Granted, the radio doesn't play the same songs everyday, it only plays one song all day long and that song is "They're coming to take me away, HAHA"

I wish they weren't coming to take me away

Granted, those nice men in wjite coats are only coming to sedate you for your own safety/wellbeing.

I wish time stood still.