The one you are drinking now.

How do they get the bubbles into beer?

Gas.

Hmmm, what ever happened to the Taco Bell chihuahua?

A. Got fattened up, deep fried, and then served as a chimichihuahua down in Houston, Tx.

Q. Do the Mexicans have Mex-Tex restaurants serving traditional Texicana food?

Of course not. They would consider that racist.

Why do Texans bastardise Mexican food?

Because they don't know how to cook it properly yet.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Hes a door to door salesman selling electric shavers.

"Me Tarzan you Jane".
How dose he know her name is Jane?

Because the movie script told him it was.

Why doesn't the sun, reflected through a pair of glasses, melt people's eyeballs?

It does, you only need to be patient.

What weighs more: On kilo of <del>led</del> lead or one kilo of feathers?

Not sure. What is led?

What is your favorite non-naval Classic War Movie?

Platoon.

What is your favorite movie of all time?

Sorry, I misspelled "lead" :oops:

@garren
Once upon a time in the west.

How often do you wash your car?

A: Every time it rains :haha:

Q: What's the most economical car?

Probably Fred Flintstone's car.

Have you ever driven a Prius?

No. I'm a straight guy.

Most the most violent film you've seen?

The Missouri State Highway Patrol Presentations with real pictures and video of real dead bodies.

(You don't believe me? Ever looked into somebody's head and saw the top of their eyeballs on the inside of the skull? I did today.)

Who is your favorite comedian?