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Water does not boil instantly.
Why can I be a genius one day, and a retard the next? |
A. Balance. They are inversely proportional to each other.
Q. How much money do you need to be described as eccentric, and not wierd? |
A few coins more than a weirdo has.
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? |
Both arecaused by radiation.
What is the secret behind dice? |
If I tell you, you'd know.
Can you keep a secret? |
Yes I can.
How about you? |
Of course. That's why you don't know about the dice.
What's your secret? |
My secret is <wispers in Tarjak's ear> ....bbwzfswahhsssszzvzzsssssttt..... :|\\
Amazing isn't it? |
Stunning.
Where can I get one? |
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Any adult video store. Wouldn't it be cool if boobs grew when women got excited? |
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Have you ever been to an opera? |
Not one I haven't slept through.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WAwuSK36Gw Why do I still find that movie hilarious? |
Because it is.
Is it time to stop drinking? |
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No. It's always happy hour somewhere. What's the best beer? |
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