Only during recess and lunch.

What was/is your favourite school subject?

History. Definitely history.

Ever been in detention?

Detention/prison/solitary....the lot.

Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?

Because their powers only work once they get paid. Sort of like prostitutes.

Why do farts have to smell?

For the benefit of the deaf

Do whistle blowers actually blow whistles?

A. So that everyone can 'appreciate' the aroma.

Q. Do lifeboats also have lifeboats?

Only if there are well endowed women onboard.

What don't women lie about?

Afraid not...just oars.

Why does a dishtowel get wet when it dries?

A. Sweating with all the strain of working those dishes.

Q. If you wear a wet suits to the office, would you need to wear a tie?

Yes or you get fired.

So would you look silly wearing a tie with just your birthday suite on?

A. Yes it would look odd, however, if you also wear socks and cuffs it would be acceptable.

Q. Do management at a naturist park have to wear a tie when at work?

Yes but it must be a dicky bow tie.

Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?

A. The current name grapefruit alludes to clusters of the fruit on the tree, which often appear similar to grapes.

Q. Why is it called a pear when their is only one fruit and not a pair?

So you can tell the difference's from a fruit and a pair of womens boobs.

Why do womens boobs make men crash their cars in summer?

Something to do with testosterone I believe.

Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?