Thread back on line. Double posters being feed spam for three weeks as a countermeasure.

Granted, but it's not okay in some countries.

I wish that China would slide off into the ocean.

Granted, but who would produce Chinese food?

I wish I had a bowl of blueberries.

Granted, they're rotten though

I wish I had a bowl of ICBMs

Granted, but they're disarmed and don't work.

I wish that a cure for cancer had been found.

Granted, but it gets lost somewhere in the Amazon jungle.

I wish my back wasn't itchy.

Granted. You have no back.

I wish that the name "Buna" wasn't so annoying... like the word "bunny"... which isn't really a word. THEY'RE CALLED "RABBITS", DAMMIT. "RABBITS". NOT "BUNNIES", "RABBITS"... SAY IT WITH ME NOW.

Granted, but steed needs a new job now. (As official buna back scratcher)

I wish I could type my story faster.

Granted, now it hurts unbearably

EDIT: Gah

Granted, but it turns out really bad, which annoys Stealth Hunter even more than the Buna name

I wish it was as fun as it used to be

Granted, but I can't really grant that wish since I don't know what you're referring to.

I wish that I could become Lord of the Reich!

Granted, he is now know as the Jim icky-icky zup-boing

****, the thread is sinking.

RESTART THIS PAGE

Granted, but your new Reich is quickly annexed by the mighty Authoritarian Democratic Market Liberal Paternal Autocratic Fascist Imperialist Republic of Raptorland

I wish Stealth Hunter won't try to make a resistance

Granted, but instead you are known as Lord of the Dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJGiikasvgM

Actual footage:up:


I wish I could quit posting here and work on my u-boat story.:arrgh!:

Granted, thereby stopping the madness

Proceed