Granted but they are leaflet Artillery shells continuing leaflets saying that Raptor1 stores drugs and money in his house and giving your address. You can expect visitors later tonight.

I wish there was only one type of screw so I would only need one type of screwdriver.

Granted, but your next lady friend is bitterly disappointed.

I wish jellyfish were complimentary to custard dishes.

Granted, jelyfish will always pay compliments to custard dishes, who curiously do not respond causing the jellyfishes to attack and kill everything on the ocean and then grow legs and conquer the earth

I wish I knew why

Good one :up: ya got me on that one. :oops:

LOL :lol: :up:

Granted, but you still don't know how...

I wish...YOU...would make the next wish

Granted, YOU, makes the next wish

YOU wish I would shut up:D

Granted, but you never listen anyway so it makes no difference.

I wish I had Chinese food for dinner...

:rotfl:Have you been talking to my wife again?:D

Granted neal T is now having an affair with your wife.

I wish D.T. wouldnt keep losing track of the OP.:doh:

Granted, he is now totally focussed on the OP (Other Planet).

I wish time wasn't of the essence.

Granted, but since time equals money, you also stop trying to gain money

I wish I knew what's worse

Granted, but now you know how is it when 20 black guys anal rape you.

I wish there is enough soy for everyone..

Granted, if I only knew what soy was....sauce perhaps :hmm:

I wish my logic was understandable.

Granted, your logic is now totally understandable, but only to a colony of ants

I wish logic wasn't so logical

Granted, but instead of your computer running in a logical sequence it now starts spewing penguins and custard all over the floor, which is highly illogical since you don't have any penguin or custard programs installed on your computer.

I wish I was ineffable.

Granted, the court cannot find words horrible enough to describe you and your crimes and you are sentenced to an ineffably painful death sentence

I wish bailing would actually involve bails

Granted, bail is an old english word meaning bucket.

I wish cricket was so much more than an elaborate game of catch.

granted now its an interstellar war .... did somebody just say wop!

I wish Bistro math was teachable.







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Granted, but then what would you do when you ran out of bread?

I wish I could spend half the money the lobbyists are now in Denver...