Granted, but you don't have an orchard because your skint.

I wish I knew why toast always landed on the floor butter side down.

Granted, but it causes you to waste 5 minutes of your life, which you will NEVER get back.

I wish that I had a reason for being here.

Granted, but now that you have a reason you have lost your last chance to escape

I wish the universe would be destroyed

Granted. It's destroyed. Nothing exists, and nobody ever really cared since it has been wished for so many times.

I wish that I could travel to any year I wanted to and then come right back without seriously changing history.

Granted, but those non serious changes you made have meant that you are now Robert Mugabe's father and everyone who lives in Zimbabwe wishes you had kept it in your pants.

I wish Stealth Hunter had kept it in his pants.

Granted, but his book of great pick-up lines wears a hole in his pants pocket and falls to the ground and is picked up by Michael Moore, resulting in a population explosion of the world's idiots.


I wish the Brits would stop calling pants "knickers"

Granted, we now copy of you and call them panties.

I wish it would rain horizontally.

Granted, but you failed math and you can't remember the difference between horizontal and vertical (The X, Y axis thingy):know:

I wish I thought cows 2.0, the chocolate ice cream mod. (see political thread)
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=140366

Granted, you are lying down.

I wish loitering was punishable by fun


darn, niki beat me :(

Granted. If by "fun" you mean a 3 year prison sentence with some mentally challenged black man in your cell who is nicknamed "Apey", then yeah, it will be fun.:up:

I wish that people weren't so arrogant.

A double wish!!!!

Thread broken....

Eject!
Eject!
Eject!


Thank you for using the Buna Ejection system, please light fuse now.

A double wish!!!!

Thread broken....

Eject!
Eject!
Eject!


Thank you for using the Buna Ejection system, please light fuse now.

Granted. You eject successfully, but your parachute doesn't open.:x

I wish that "kaniggits" was a word.

okay somebody needs to call maintence:up:

By the power of Raptor1, Lord of the Thread, I erase the above wishes except for the last one

Granted, but it means "One who eats pizza"

I wish this is okay