snot paneling for kitchen tops,

only for those on benefits

Aktungs quick fit kitchenfiters arrived (they've had three twenty minute teabreaks every hour :yep::arrgh!::yep: and the kitchen units still in boxes! and swannys now outa yorkshire teabags)

the fitters slipped on snot

Note: kitchenfiters is not a word, it is kitchen fitters!! (naughty)

Reece mr goody two shoes (Rules are written by old men for the obedience of fools says Aktung the grand mufti of the aktung dictionary) :yep::D:yep:

these are Jim's (moderator) rules!! :timeout: (5 word story game)

is that Jim approaching now?? :oops:

coming out of the shadows

Swanny is so scared he

wets the bed at night

Then climbs into top bunk

and drops a heavy load

commando style in Buna's bed :yep: