Yes a cow pie.

Will Jim enjoy his pie as much as we will watching him eat it?

No, because his pie will be a vegetarian cowpie.

Are oxymorons moronic?

Yes, that is an accurate estimation.

Who ate all the pies?

A bat fastard.

Can we expect an indian summer this year?

I think it's time for an Australian one this year.

Handbags at twenty paces?

Only if the hand bags have bricks in them.

Do you get steel wool from double-hard sheep?

A. No, from the swagger man's bag. A jumbuck's fleece that has been stolen.

Q. Why was the cork board?

Because it didn't have anything to 'wine' about.

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F?

Post a picture and the community will decide.

I reckon they won't, what do you reckon?

probably not.

Am I risking the unbridled wrath of the moderators?

Only if the moderator is riding bareback.

Is it simply a case of horses for causes?

How the heck do I know, I'm not the all seeing all knowing Daily Mail.


Dose you wife/ girl friend fart in front of you?

No, she lets me go first.

How many more times are farts going to be mentioned in this thread?

About five million give or take.

What dose brain fart stand for?

When your normally rational thinking process backfires with a loud raspberry and something unpleasant comes out instead.

Is it time for me to have a hair cut?

Well if your hair is in the way then I say go for it.

Have ever wondered about shaving all your hair off for good?

Have you?

Looks like a win ya reckon?

Depends who's playing.

Who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?

What kind of question is that?

I thought Hostess bakery went broke and that they didn't make ding dong's anymore :woot:

Question:

If Neal is now batman, according to his new avatar ...

Then who is his Robin?

Steve.

Who is Bat Girl?