LAME!...Man your so lucky. Our ones will have you throwing a brick at the TV just to get rid of them.


This is not the answer just a comment...Next poster feel free to answer the question.

What was the question?

JK Commercials are lame because corporate lawyers sanitize them, no edgy humor anymore, unless it is a once aired Super Bowl Commercial, designed to make controversy to promote the brand.

Why are most people such media tools?

They need to be something, so why not a media tool.


Why do they call things rocket science even when it hasn't to do anything with rockets?

Lack of imagination.

Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?

A. Camels. One rides them and the other smokes them.

Q. If a two hump camel mates with a one hump camel, how many humps do their calves have?

15 humps.

So were the camels Irish?

Yes they are called Paddy and Mary


Are they from Dublin?

They're not sure!

Why has a rubber band never been number 1 in the charts

Because it's content is nothing but air.

Why is Roger waters playing his rock opera "The Wall" in large venues
(We all know that the story behind that opera came from his disgust of playing in large venues)?

Because he got fed up playing 'The Hedge' at open air gigs.


Why doesn't lemon sole taste of lemons ?

Never had leather that tasted of lemon.

Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?

A. Same reason that you normally see what your eating but cannot always eat what you see.

Q. Are your eyes bigger than your stomach?

Only when you are weeded up at a Golden Corral.

What was the point of Behind Blue eyes by the Who?

"Behind Blue Eyes" is sung from the point of view of the main villain of Lifehouse, Jumbo who is always angry and full of angst because of all the pressure and temptation that surrounds him, and the song was intended to be his "theme song" had the project been successful" - wiki

What is the purpose of life?

1 have sex
2 eat spare ribs
3 more sex
4 ????
5 Profit?

Why do people think woodchucks chuck wood, they cannot throw logs, too small?